Making it Good: The Happening

Jun 18, 2008 12:14

Oh M. Night what happened? Remember The Sixth Sense? Unbreakable? You used to be clever. But now. I mean seriously. Trees? Deadly tree pollen forces people to commit suicide? C'mon!

Not that it isn't an easy fix. Just add Batman. Thats right we make The Happening a Batman movie. Now trees are killing people because Poison Ivy grew them to. Or maybe Dr. Woodrue the Floronic Man. Yeah that works better. That way we can just steal the Swamp Thing plot. Except you have Batman convince Woodrue to stop killing everything instead of Swampy...

Quick and simple. Batman = Better

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