Fools and not understanding hotness

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So over on the Kenzer boards is a thread/poll debating Which Firefly lady is the Hottest. The kind of pointless nerd debate that the internet was made for. And oddly most people seem to be in the Kaylee is teh Hottest camp. And after reading the various points, counterpoints and what not tells me most people fail to understand the POINT. Being the Hottest doesn't mean "This is the character I most want to nail". It means "This character is the one that best personifies grace, beauty and sex appeal all at once". And of the 4 female crew members thats Inara...

Zoe is all amazonian warrior-woman bad assisitude and pheromones. Kaylee is a delightful pixie-like dirty-minded scamp. River is all waif-like and lost girl (which happens to be one of my major buttons) plus crazy (which isn't one of mine, but definately applies to some of my friends). But Inara? Inara is just the Walking Sex. She not only is physically a knock-out, but she carries herself with the understanding that she is best-looking person in the room. Doesn't matter who else is actually there or not. Inara's entire attitude is I am a Goddess of Love and Beauty. If you worship me properly I may grant you my favor...

So teh Hotness...

The only debate that should be there is why no Saffron? Add Saffron into the poll and its a real race...