LJ band, since I have the musical talent of a dead fish I'll manage
Huggably Soft Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
12th May 2013
Best Album:
'Nongays Humane Casky Rubaiyat Neediest' 5/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Stoper Chays' 7/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 8th July 2010.)
Records Sold:
34,501 in total (27,000 albums, 7,501 singles).
Reputation:
Unknown
Groupies:
As a rather mean spirited practical joke shadowkate informed the_paco that they were pregnant with their child. the_paco suffered a mild stroke shortly afterwards.
OtherIn a press release Huggably Soft manager lurkerwithout responded to recent
criticism over the band's song 'Foreknow Reraise Infecund' by calling the general public a bunch of tone deaf cunts.
Huggably Soft Member profiles
arcaneja
When 100 people were asked to provide a statement describing arcaneja talents, 99 responded
by saying that listening to arcaneja was like 'shagging a cactus'
scarybaldguy
Things are looking particularly grim for scarybaldguy after Bono mentioned that the Huggably Soft guitarist was an influence to both him and U2. scarybaldguy is now a suicidal wreck.
the_paco
the_paco insists on using their thumb instead of their fingers to hit frets, which means that they tweak out a startling 10 notes a minute.
nedslade
nedslade's time signatures were so obscure that at one point Radiohead were trying to poach him. This was before they released that nedslade was just shite at keeping time.
shrokk
Learning your trade from a withered old church organist is one thing shrokk, but fucking her on the altar is something else altogether!
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
64
Longeing Easting Heavenly Khedah
Sep 2005
N/A
Fleshed Virosis
Oct 2005
N/A
Misassay Vive
Jan 2006
N/A
Wricks Members Veena Dacoits Preshows
Nov 2006
N/A
Batistes Centered Dingbat Haploids Unsaying Fathead
Dec 2006
N/A
Gabfests Rejudged Embosked Viremic Dewooled Recently
Mar 2007
N/A
Foreknow Reraise Infecund
Apr 2007
N/A
Catalase Pentads Juts Ascidian Pincher
Jun 2008
N/A
Flotsams Whirrs Alanyls Hoteldom
Jul 2008
N/A
Cosy
Sep 2008
N/A
Commit Found Blellums Ropiest
Nov 2008
N/A
Gammers Gulpiest Simitar Amusive Augured
Feb 2010
N/A
Murdered
Apr 2010
N/A
Stoper Chays
Jul 2010
N/A
Debouche
Oct 2011
N/A
Masked Caprock
Jan 2012
N/A
Recheck Toilet Debate
Mar 2012
N/A
Morae Fanlike Stonable
Apr 2012
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
40
Taiglach Wallow
Jun 2005
N/A
Coffing Anteater Claims Regilt Xeroses Hogwash
Sep 2006
N/A
Jaeger Hate Ourself Escort Kenned Hang
Apr 2008
N/A
Nongays Humane Casky Rubaiyat Neediest
Dec 2009
N/A
Duly Lemons
Aug 2011
northern ireland's worst