Total Recall
Sooooo dumb. I mean I probably could have just moved past the giant piece of stupid at the very start with a single eye-roll, but I swear the movie couldn't go 10 minutes without tossing out some new piece of logic breaking "cleverness". Or terrible dialogue. Or really just overall bad writing. I mean Colin Ferrel, Bryan Cranston and Bill Nighy TRY to put some depth and nuance in, but man are they not given much to work with. As for Kate Beckinsale an Jessica Biel..well they both play Beckinsale's Action Lady. In fact I had to check IMDB to see what Biel's character's name was since I don't recall anyone using it in the movie...