MQM 11: Special Hint Edition DIGITALLY REMASTERED
1. "I have at different times in my life, sold sand to an Arab and ice to an Eskimo." is the Brothers Bloom long-conned by bccreations
2. "Now you might feel a small pinch, yeah? Let me know if it hurts, alright."
Hint 1: Revenge
Hint 2: Dead daughter
3. "I remember the Secret Service being tougher." is RED retired by cygnia
4. "M: What are we ever gonna do with you, baby girl?
R: Kill me I guess.
M: That idea's been said already. Got any others?
R: Help me. Nobody's said that idea yet, have they? " is Winter's Bone hounded by bccreations
5. "You have to keep this con even after you take his money. He can't know you took him." is the Sting griftered by writefool
6. "Well, I worry about you and me, Judge Wilkins. I swear to God I do, 'cause if this country gets ruined... it'll be ruined by people *like* you and me. This is a territory of unimportant people; most folks around here...
[laughs softly]
can't even write their name. You and me... we're the important people. Trouble is, there's not enough of us important people to go around - we're spread thin, so sometimes, important things get ignored or don't get said. Like... take care of the little feller; see to it that he don't get ignored or cheated or insulted; make sure that his dignity does not get trampled on. Now you're feelin' bad right now, and by God, you ought to... seein' as what just happened to a decent man." is the Jack-Bull brought to justice by bccreations
7. "Customs held up another order of books at the border. They're claiming the books are pornographic... hello? Which they aren't. Well, maybe "Butches in Chains" is, but so what?" is Better Than Chocolate outed by poetheather
8. "The program wasn't designed to alter the past. It was designed to affect the future." is the Source Code done over by bccreations
9. "Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off ma boots! " is Rango run out of town by writefool
10. "I was just 14 years of age when a coward by the name of Tom Chaney shot my father down and robbed him of his life and his horse and two California gold pieces that he carried in his trouser band..." is True Grit hunted down by writefool
11. "Listen. I don't like to preach, but here's some advice. You'll meet a lot of jerks in life. If they hurt you, remember it's because they're stupid. Don't react to their cruelty. There's nothing worse than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself. " is Persepolis revolutionized by bccreations
12. "I hope life on Earth is everything you remember it to be." is Moon orbited by bccreations
13. "You failed to maintain your weapon, Son." is Harry Brown shot down by bccreations
Hint 1: Vigilantism
Hint 2: Old man
14. "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." is Inception dreamed up by cygnia
15. "Presently ranked 119th in the world. Sport is cruel. Now I know it doesn't sound too bad. Four million tennis players in the world, and I'm 119th. But what that really means is this - 118 guys out there are faster, stronger, better and younger. And it gets you thinking. " is Wimbledon match and point by bccreations
16. "I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather. " is Mystery, AK hat-tricked by bccreations
17. "Kids today are amazing. I played winter ball down in Venezuala, they had kids half his age, every one of them speaking Spanish. That's a hard language. "
Hint 1: Inheritance
Hint 2: Baseball
18. "I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis."
Hint 1: Drug score
Hint 2: Falling in love
19. "V: Don't you know what "Stalin" means, funny man? Means man-of-steel. He takes from rich, and gives to poor.
Z: Yes, of course he does. Then he takes both of them, and puts them in Gulag for 25 years. "
Hint 1: Gulag
Hint 2: Escape on foot
20. "My point is, sir, that you would not know a good creampuff if it jumped up and licked you on the ass."
Hint 1: A boat cruise
Hint 2: ACTING!
2. "Now you might feel a small pinch, yeah? Let me know if it hurts, alright."
Hint 1: Revenge
Hint 2: Dead daughter
3. "I remember the Secret Service being tougher." is RED retired by cygnia
4. "M: What are we ever gonna do with you, baby girl?
R: Kill me I guess.
M: That idea's been said already. Got any others?
R: Help me. Nobody's said that idea yet, have they? " is Winter's Bone hounded by bccreations
5. "You have to keep this con even after you take his money. He can't know you took him." is the Sting griftered by writefool
6. "Well, I worry about you and me, Judge Wilkins. I swear to God I do, 'cause if this country gets ruined... it'll be ruined by people *like* you and me. This is a territory of unimportant people; most folks around here...
[laughs softly]
can't even write their name. You and me... we're the important people. Trouble is, there's not enough of us important people to go around - we're spread thin, so sometimes, important things get ignored or don't get said. Like... take care of the little feller; see to it that he don't get ignored or cheated or insulted; make sure that his dignity does not get trampled on. Now you're feelin' bad right now, and by God, you ought to... seein' as what just happened to a decent man." is the Jack-Bull brought to justice by bccreations
7. "Customs held up another order of books at the border. They're claiming the books are pornographic... hello? Which they aren't. Well, maybe "Butches in Chains" is, but so what?" is Better Than Chocolate outed by poetheather
8. "The program wasn't designed to alter the past. It was designed to affect the future." is the Source Code done over by bccreations
9. "Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off ma boots! " is Rango run out of town by writefool
10. "I was just 14 years of age when a coward by the name of Tom Chaney shot my father down and robbed him of his life and his horse and two California gold pieces that he carried in his trouser band..." is True Grit hunted down by writefool
11. "Listen. I don't like to preach, but here's some advice. You'll meet a lot of jerks in life. If they hurt you, remember it's because they're stupid. Don't react to their cruelty. There's nothing worse than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself. " is Persepolis revolutionized by bccreations
12. "I hope life on Earth is everything you remember it to be." is Moon orbited by bccreations
13. "You failed to maintain your weapon, Son." is Harry Brown shot down by bccreations
Hint 1: Vigilantism
Hint 2: Old man
14. "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." is Inception dreamed up by cygnia
15. "Presently ranked 119th in the world. Sport is cruel. Now I know it doesn't sound too bad. Four million tennis players in the world, and I'm 119th. But what that really means is this - 118 guys out there are faster, stronger, better and younger. And it gets you thinking. " is Wimbledon match and point by bccreations
16. "I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather. " is Mystery, AK hat-tricked by bccreations
17. "Kids today are amazing. I played winter ball down in Venezuala, they had kids half his age, every one of them speaking Spanish. That's a hard language. "
Hint 1: Inheritance
Hint 2: Baseball
18. "I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis."
Hint 1: Drug score
Hint 2: Falling in love
19. "V: Don't you know what "Stalin" means, funny man? Means man-of-steel. He takes from rich, and gives to poor.
Z: Yes, of course he does. Then he takes both of them, and puts them in Gulag for 25 years. "
Hint 1: Gulag
Hint 2: Escape on foot
20. "My point is, sir, that you would not know a good creampuff if it jumped up and licked you on the ass."
Hint 1: A boat cruise
Hint 2: ACTING!