Feb 18, 2008 19:07
OK these are verging on sad and/or rude but I promised Pete that I'd post them (there his if you hadn't guessed) so....
Q. Why does Jack like standing on tall buildings?
A. Because from there you can only go down.
Q. Why should you never have a drinking contest with a Weevil?
A. Because Weevils wobble but they don't fall down.