Title: The Fuckit List, Epiloguet
Author:
jacob1206 and
lucsmumRating: R
Summary: Reid, Katie & Henry make bucket lists of a different variety. Then Luke finds out.
Disclaimer: No ownership intended or implied. Opinions of celebrities mentioned herein are of the characters, not us. I'll admit I lust after Ryan Gosling, but not as much as I lust after Reid.
Author's notes: Some of you know that urbandictionary.com sometimes provides inspiration for me. When this term popped up, I couldn't resist a short fictional treatment for our boys.
lucsmum graciously agreed to add her magic to the mix, providing her own special brand of sumpin' sumpin'. This is truly a joint effort - we've blended ideas and writing throughout. She is an amazing writing partner! The folks over at LRO have been posting their own Fuckit lists in response to this story, which has been loads of fun.
Warnings: Language, contemplation of sex with other non-traditional partners
Characters: Reid, Katie, Henry and Luke, with other assorted Oakdalians also mentioned.
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Bending to fandom demand, we proudly bring you Luke's list.
The Fuckit List
Epiloguet: Luke's Fuckit List
Reid, his hair tousled from a passionate night of lovemaking, padded into the kitchen to brew up the strongest pot of coffee he could bear. Luke had ridden him hard and wild last night and he was nearly fucked out. With the help of a little caffeine, he'd be ready for the morning round shortly.
While the coffee was brewing, he noticed a piece of paper thrown carelessly on the floor of the living room by the couch. Picking it up, he realized Luke had dropped it there around about the time that Reid had stuck his tongue down his throat. It was Luke's Fuckit List.
1. George Clooney: older, debonair, successful, hot guy
2. Bradley Cooper: gaydar pinging, French speaking, hot guy
3. Patrick Dempsey: neurosurgeon-type hot guy with thick curly hair *swoon*; sounds like someone I luuuuuuuuuuuvvv
4. Casey Hughes: bi-curious, we "dated" but I never got laid (he owes me)
5. Woman???? Bridgitte Nielsen (Rocky's ex): manly chick, may be hiding a dick under her (his?) skirt
At the bottom, he saw these words, circled with a heart:
R.O + L.S. =
True Love Forever
Reid walked over to the counter and retrieved a pair of scissors from the knife block. After cutting off the words at the bottom of the page, he snagged his wallet from the catch-it-all bowl on the end table and tucked the paper inside. Using the trashcan as a basket, he made a rimshot with the rest of the list, which he had crumpled into a ball, before he grabbed two cups of coffee and headed back to the bedroom.