BOOBS, I AM THINKING OF REID'S SUMMER SUNTANNED FACE (FROM OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES WITH HIS BOYFRIEND LUKE FUCKING SNYDER) RIFE WITH CONSTERNATION AND LUKE GETTING ALL INDIGNANT ABOUT THIS ULTIMATUM AND REID BEING LIKE DON'T WORRY MY LIFE PARTNER I AM AWESOME AND CAN HAVE IT ALL, OKAY.
I ENJOY THESE THOUGHTS SO MUCH, SDV. I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THE PARALLEL TO THE ONGOING BOB/KIM DRAMA AND THAT ALSO A CONFLICT OF INTEREST IS VERY POSSIBLE.
WILL OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES INCLUDE FUCKING LUKE BY THE POND? PLZ ADVISE.
But my darling lamb chop of Luke might not expect anyone to actually fight to stay with him! That is not something he has experienced in his young life!
Reid might be all, "Bob says you or the job, Baby!" and Luke will be, like, "I'll just get my striped shirt I brought over that one time and go."
And there will be angst! And emotive looks through window panes while it's raining. Pillow huggage!
BUT THIS ASSUMES THAT REID WILL CHOOSE THE HOSPITAL, NO? OR DO YOU THINK LUKE WILL DO SOMETHING NOBLE AND MAKE THE CHOICE FOR REID? OR TELL REID THAT HE WANTS TO GET BACK WITH NOAH WHEN REALLY HE JUST WANTS REID TO KEEP HIS JOB BECAUSE, AS REID HAS SAID TO LUKE, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE IS WITHOUT IT.
Yes to all of this mostly because the writers seem to change their minds mid-paragraph about what the characters are doing and why!
I think Luke will just assume Reid is going to choose the hospital and will try to scamper away before he is crushed by the actual words. Reid will think Luke was just looking for a reason to leave! Noah will be all, like, "It must be so hard having a boyfriend who pushes you away? What is that like?"
And then Damian will return and try to get Luke to come with him to his new private country of Moldavia Vista or whatever where Luke can be the Grand Poobah of Something Or Other and Luke will think, "There's NOTHING for me here anyway. And maybe my dad has changed. At least he WANTS me..."
And then Reid will think Luke is back with Noah and he will run into Noah at the diner and Noah will say he is waiting for his BOYFRIEND to join him and Reid will nearly die of the misery and then RICHARD walks through the door and Reid will be all, "ZOMG!!! I have been so stupid! I must go win back my love!"
Oh my God. You don't think Dr. Oliver consulted on one Justin Taylor's closed head injury, do you?!?!?!?
Uh oh.
Suddenly, I'm wondering if Luke's blackmail fodder concers one Dr. Reid Oliver being found in the supply closet with the SIGNIFICANT OTHER of one of his patients. A PATTERN HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED!
Strangely enough, Luke would, upon seeing a picture of Brian Kinney totally understand. Justin would be all {Shrug} "Eh, it happens."
DO NOT TAKE THIS AS ANY INDICATION OF ANYTHING, PLEASE, BECAUSE I CANNOT ALWAYS COME THROUGH, BUT... ahem... how old would Justin Taylor be in the spring of 2010? Just out of curiousity. If he were, say, coming to speak at a Foundation event or something like that?
I WILL GET RIGHT BACK TO YOU ON THAT. AS SOON AS I GET OVER THE IMAGE OF BRIAN KINNEY FUCKING REID OLIVER UP AGAINST THE WALL IN A HOSPITAL SUPPLY CLOSET.
Now Reid is between a rock and a hard place. (THE HARD PLACE IS LUKE'S CROTCH AREA, FYI.)
Sounds delish! Love the drama.
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DO YOU ENJOY THESE THOUGHTS PLZ ADVISE.
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WILL OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES INCLUDE FUCKING LUKE BY THE POND? PLZ ADVISE.
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GEE, I HOPE NOAH DOES NOT COME ALONG AND WITNESS THEM.
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This statement cracked me up so much! :)
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Reid might be all, "Bob says you or the job, Baby!" and Luke will be, like, "I'll just get my striped shirt I brought over that one time and go."
And there will be angst! And emotive looks through window panes while it's raining. Pillow huggage!
Epic potential is v.v. high.
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OH SWEET ANGST, YOU COMPLETE ME.
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I think Luke will just assume Reid is going to choose the hospital and will try to scamper away before he is crushed by the actual words. Reid will think Luke was just looking for a reason to leave! Noah will be all, like, "It must be so hard having a boyfriend who pushes you away? What is that like?"
And then Damian will return and try to get Luke to come with him to his new private country of Moldavia Vista or whatever where Luke can be the Grand Poobah of Something Or Other and Luke will think, "There's NOTHING for me here anyway. And maybe my dad has changed. At least he WANTS me..."
And then Reid will think Luke is back with Noah and he will run into Noah at the diner and Noah will say he is waiting for his BOYFRIEND to join him and Reid will nearly die of the misery and then RICHARD walks through the door and Reid will be all, "ZOMG!!! I have been so stupid! I must go win back my love!"
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I ASK YOU.
OMG FOR MY BIRTHDAY DO YOU THINK YOU COULD WRITE A FIC WHERE LUKE AND JUSTIN RUN INTO EACH OTHER AND TALK COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR BITCHY BOYFRIENDS.
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Uh oh.
Suddenly, I'm wondering if Luke's blackmail fodder concers one Dr. Reid Oliver being found in the supply closet with the SIGNIFICANT OTHER of one of his patients. A PATTERN HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED!
Strangely enough, Luke would, upon seeing a picture of Brian Kinney totally understand. Justin would be all {Shrug} "Eh, it happens."
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MY.
GOD.
OHMYGOD.
I AM TYPING THIS ON MY KNEES. LITERALLY BEGGING OVER HERE, MYRNA.
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BRB.
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