I think I may need to take out an ad in the school paper...
Oh my darling GBA SP... Soon, you and I shall be reunited... And I will be so very, very happy... ;_;
I need an arch-rival.
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Young, caucasian female seeks M/F for position of arch-rival. Intelligence and extreme ambition a must. Frequent attempts to exact revenge on rival or rival's allies, friends etc also good. Call for interview: 555-XXXX. Please bring resume and any henchmen you may or may not employ.
No, really.
I need an arch-rival.
...
Young, caucasian female seeks M/F for position of arch-rival. Intelligence and extreme ambition a must. Frequent attempts to exact revenge on rival or rival's allies, friends etc also good. Call for interview: 555-XXXX. Please bring resume and any henchmen you may or may not employ.
No, really.