On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Lupus_Maximus sent to me...
Twelve tobiasreapers drumming
Eleven burnformes piping
Ten gundom2501s a-leaping
Nine boobers dancing
Eight amih3ns a-cooking
Seven incompleteangels a-gaming
Six buttahbeans a-fishing
Five no-o-o-obodeys
Four scooters
Three bands
Two motorcycles
...and a sex in a pear tree.