no, seriously, fuck this shit.

[lupul]

Somebody get me to a dentist, stat. Ugh.

On the other hand, my date tonight was none other than one Raffi Torres. If that's not depressing as fuck-all, I don't know what is.

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[raffitorres]

Admit it. Tonight was the best motherfucking date of your life.

[lupul]

It could have been the heartburn from the crappy pie. It might have been the shitty American beer. It could have been the halfway brain-dead company. Who knows.

[raffitorres]

Ok, yeah, the beer was pretty shitty, but who are you to insult that pie?!

[lupul]

Raffi, you'd eat anything, and that's including Stoli's mother. You're not exactly in a position to be passing judgement.

[jarretstoll]

Shut up about my mother, fuckwad.

[lupul]

You're not even around to make me. So. No.

[jarretstoll]

Aaaugh, this fucking sucks!

[lupul]

Yeah, yeah, we know.

Fuck.

[jarretstoll]

You're in for the ass-kicking of your life when I get healthy.

[lupul]

Yeah, I'd like to see you try.

[raffitorres]

Aw, but Stoli's mom is hot.

[lupul]

Yeah, but we all know what your standards are like. Or, you know, not like.