Sea Kittens.
Now, on the one hand, I admire people whose convictions are stronger than their need for protein and animal-based nutrients. The president of the medieval club is one such person, and in spite of the ribbing we all give him, he's still a good person and a good friend to a lot of people.
I'm not one of these strong people. I mean, you've all probably seen my double murder comic. I've helped to kill a chicken, caught trout at Sea World, and seen the photos of cows hanging in unnatural poses at butchery shops. And still I consume the flesh of the innocents, sating my carnal animal appetites with blood-stained fingers.
Websites like this don't help. If anything, I want to head for the nearest ocean with a bunch of six-pack ties and give all the little sea kittens collars.
Or perhaps we should start giving better PR to some other things while we're at it? They're not cockroaches; they're trash kittens! Al-Qaeda aren't terrorists; they're just bomb kittens! Those creepy artists on FurAffinity who do the junior-high rape pictures aren't closet pedophiles . . . they're crotch kittens.
I'm not one of these strong people. I mean, you've all probably seen my double murder comic. I've helped to kill a chicken, caught trout at Sea World, and seen the photos of cows hanging in unnatural poses at butchery shops. And still I consume the flesh of the innocents, sating my carnal animal appetites with blood-stained fingers.
Websites like this don't help. If anything, I want to head for the nearest ocean with a bunch of six-pack ties and give all the little sea kittens collars.
Or perhaps we should start giving better PR to some other things while we're at it? They're not cockroaches; they're trash kittens! Al-Qaeda aren't terrorists; they're just bomb kittens! Those creepy artists on FurAffinity who do the junior-high rape pictures aren't closet pedophiles . . . they're crotch kittens.