Art - Ger/Rom, Swe - Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, Anything for his Wife

[lupis_ashes]

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ART: Anything for his Wife
Rating: G
Warnings: Crossdressing.
Character/s: Sweden(/Finland)

Comments

[chargasm]

Nggghhh Romano looks good with his hair like that. Also, DAT ASS.

I really love the colouring on the Sweden pic! Oh Eurovision. Though I must say, one of the most ridiculous/hilarious entries was Latvia's 2008 entry: Wolves of the Sea. Just imagine Raivis singing it... Lmfao ♥

[lupis_ashes]

XD I know. I'm tempted to spam him all over the place.

The secret to an awesome ass: pasta. And lots of it. *nod*

Thank you. XD This year was my first time watching it, so I wasn't ready for the inspirational kick it gave me. Though now that you've mentioned it, I'm going to go look up Latvia's 2008 entry...

[chargasm]

And don't forget the tomatoes! xD

Oh, Latvia 2008 was so funny. I still can't get over how bizzare/hilarious it was - and that was before Hetalia. It's going to be so much better watching next year's. I'll just spend the entire evening on the sofa, cracking up. And drawing fanart.

[lupis_ashes]

The entries don't even have to be funny; if the performers a girl and the Hetalian country's a guy, it makes for much lols anyway. XD It helps if it's a particularly poofy dress. Oh Sweden...

And I see what you mean about Wolves of the Sea. He seems to be channeling England... XD

[chargasm]

OH, SWEDEN ♥

Imagine... England and Prussia corrupting Latvia with their pirate-y ways. By singing that song. xDDD

[lupis_ashes]

Prussia and England get drunk together, invade Latvia's front yard (the one facing the sea) in a little dingy, are singing at the top of their lungs and kidnap the kid in order to teach him to not stutter? And he's returned fully transformed, wearing pirate gear, screaming "AAAARGH!!" and singing the song?

Then Sealand extracts his revenge on behalf of his wife best friend?

I'd love to see that. XD Seriously.

[chargasm]

YES TO ALL. Except Latvia woos his salty wench (Sealand) with his new gentlemanly ways~

WHAT DID I JUST TYPE LMFAO

[lupis_ashes]

SOMETHING AWESOME AND CRACKTASTIC.

XD I pictured Liechtenstein when I read 'salty wench'. Perhaps Latvia would even fight Switzerland for her love? And win. Canons so totally win.

Or he shows him his spiffy, new pirate ship, earning Sealand's everlasting love and respect and worship. Then they'd sail to Denmark's house and launch an attack on his unsuspecting ass because Sealand's seen him pick on his papa. Which would cause Denmark to bring out his old viking gear...

[chargasm]

Oh my gosh, Lichenstein in one of those buxom-wench-pirate-lady dresses would blow my mind.

OH, DENMARK :') Then England would get involved and Prussia would try and take advantage of the chaos to reclaim his state, and hoshit - this is how World War III is going to go down.

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And Liechtenstein has custard filled balloons in their place, 'cause those dresses don't look right unless they're strangling you and squashing boobs uncomfortably together, resulting in:

Vash: WHEN DID YOU GROW BREASTS!? *faints*

Exactly what I was thinking. Because you know as soon as England gets into it, France will be there, and he'll quite possibly bring his husband Germany into it (who'd just want every one to stop and behave, but things are never that easy). With Germany in there, Veneziano would join, followed swiftly by Romano, who'd be joined by Spain (oh God, here we go. England vs. Spain, the Rematch).

I think it'll all end with Finland and Lithuania going psychotic Papa!Bear mode on anyone who dared hurt their son/little brother and his friend. Which means the nations will either be shot or sentenced to a few years of cleaning Russia's house. Or both.

Any idea what could possibly change Latvia back? Russia?

[chargasm]

Ahhh fuck I love Vash.

IF PIRATE!ENGLAND/SPAIN CAN HAPPEN I WILL BE VERY VERY HAPPY.
VERY.
And then Romano gets jealous and seeks comfort in the arms of... PRUSSIA. But Romano and Spain totally end up together because they're too cute not to ♥
Also I would not object to England/Prussia. Especially if it's angsty.

Maybe Latvia would actually stand up to Russia for once (possibly fuelled by rum). And then everyone joins in and Russia is like "Shit son maybe I better step off". So Latvia uses up all his pirate-y energy standing up to Russia.
Haha that is so weak, I couldn't think of anything better :I

[lupis_ashes]

He's hilarious. And insanely pretty. And belongs with Austria

Or Korea's arms, as Prussia's busy doing battle. Who scares him off via the constant boob groping. XD He just doesn't win, that Romano...

Bonding over the loss of their former glory, ay? Or how kids grow up so fast and thinking they're THE SHIT? :/ I think I prefer humour to straight angst. Or a suitable combination of both.

World vs Russia would be either epic or terribly sad I have a huge soft spot for Russia Now that's a guy that doesn't catch a break. It's not his fault the way his mind processes things is stuffed up. T_T

I kinda thought along the lines of: Latvia, in all his rum induced glory could possibly convince himself to conquer Russia's vital regions, thus becoming one with Russia and successfully topping the shit out of him. Because uke!Russia is hot and Latvia is sweet as all 'round... I love that pairing...The next morning would see Latvia wake up with a killer hangover and his mind back. He'd find Russia curled around him and promptly start shuddering

[chargasm]

Honestly, England and Prussia are fucking hilarious and I love them. They play off each others strengths so well. Drinking buddies forever.
Though I must say I'm partial to a bit of angsty bonding/comfort between them, because seriously, those guys? They're been through a lot.
(Not that everyone else hasn't! It's just that Prussia and England's really resonate with me for some reason.) Whatever, man: I'll read anything with those two in.

I'm sure General Winter would pull through to help Russia out, right? Right??

ASADSFNMDG YES
SO MUCH YES
I've never really thought much about that pairing but it certainly is an interesting (and fitting xD) role reversal.

[lupis_ashes]

True that, very true... I suppose the only thing holding me back from truly appreciating them as a couple is the fact that I'm completely convinced England and France are each other's 'One and Only's. And that they're not really - I like them both, but they're not favourites of mine and I find it hard to read stuff that isn't about my favs.

Though I agree. XD Add booze to anything and it's usually awesome. Especially when it includes these two. I'm surprised there isn't more on the two, though I noticed they had a community dedicated to them now, so maybe there's more than I thought? *shrug*

I'm keen to think that Russia's possessive of Latvia and won't let him near him. Because I see General Winter as Russia's tormenter/abuser, so he'd want to protect him. *should be shot*

I'm... Actually really surprised you think so. XD

[chargasm]

Oh, I love England/France too. Especially before America and Canada were around. And the France/England/America/Canada family is just fucking adorable. I love themmmmm.

Thre is a community for them, drunkendisorder, but it's pretty quiet. Here is a list of material on them! I'm not sure how often it's updated, but there's some good stuff. Actually the whole reason I started to like Prussia was this fic. It's an secondary school AU set in England and I highly, highly recommend it. Comes with a very small but cute side of Germany/Italy.

Oh yeah! Latvia topping Russia is serious role reversal! It's actually incredibly dark in my opinion. I'd totally read it though.

[lupis_ashes]

I love zulenha's FRUK family~ So cute. X3 She includes Seychelles as well.

I've been to the community before, though, like I said I never did get into them too much... That is a really, really bright page. Reading through a few of those fics though, I think I prefer them as drinking buddies. XD "For Beer and for Country" is my fav thus far. But holy fuck, that fic you linked me to! dksfjadskhfdashgdasg. I am happy. Thank you. But how am I supposed to force myself to bed now? D:

I got that, I just didn't think anyone would want it as much as I did. XD It would most likely be, which is probably the only reason why I haven't gone anywhere near it. Angst and me aren't the best of friends right now. Hm.