Just a bit of silly
Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
1. Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars)
2. Dr. Temperance Brennan (Bones)
3. Vala Mal Doran (SG1)
4. Dr. Gregory House (House)
5. C.J. Cregg (The West Wing)
6. Lt.Col. John Sheppard (SGA)
7. The Doctor (9th) (Doctor Who)
8. Darla (Angel: The Series)
9. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
10. Kerr Avon (Blake’s 7)
11. Inara Sera (Firefly)
12. Commander William T. Riker (ST: TNG)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
John Sheppard would do for math and avionics what Indiana Jones did for archaeology, but I think Inara’s classes would be far more educational. For everyone. Useful, too. I mean, I’d like to stare at Sheppard all day and learn a little math, but Inara could outfit you for life, y’know?
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Hmm… Gregory House… blue eyes, deep angst, nasty sense of humor, ego the size of a planet… yeah. He’s a panty-melter.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Riker, you have a madman with a hidden viral super-weapon, holding a domed colony hostage, and a shield preventing beam-downs into the dome. Who do you send to save the day? Why, that gorgeous blonde lieutenant who doesn’t need to breathe and has a knack for getting intel out of the most stubborn of subjects. Darla to the rescue!
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
I’m sure Dean Winchester only buys Playboy for the articles.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
No power on this Earth could make Brennan swear fealty to the Air Force, no matter how hot--um, dire the situation. Of course, Sheppard isn’t *on* this Earth… wow. Brennan in Atlantis. That’s a mighty big, glowing, iridescent plot-bunny thumping his feet over there. ‘Scuse me…
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
S/W/F, former White House Chief of Staff, seeks S/M to share studio apt. Paranoid ex-thieves/terrorists/rebel computer geniuses need not apply. Scruffy young demon-hunters welcome.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
The Doctor takes Dr. Temperance Brennan for tea and cakes on a pleasure planet in a pocket Universe where a quaint little “Federation” rules the Milky Way Galaxy with a velvet glove. Riker invites himself to sit with Brennan while The Doctor is off arguing with the wait-staff about crumpets. Upon his return, the three of them argue over the precise number of licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie-pop for certain present and available alien races. *cough*
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Vala Mal Doran challenges Kerr Avon to a duel. The entire galaxy ducks and runs for cover. I’m not sure who wins, but wearing black studded leather is immediately banned on twenty-four different planets.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back?
Oh. Oh. Oh. If Logan Echolls stole Darla’s most precious possession, how would she get it back?!? Does the porn meter go that high?
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
The Doctor and Riker: “Life, Love, and a Bottle of Wine”
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
*FOX announcer voice* Dr. House must rely on Logan Echolls for access to recluse who owns the hottest night club in town, who might also be a carrier for a rare plague.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
In between the inevitable alien invasion, mind-control, and evil robots run amok, I hope the Doctor would accept a nice cup of tea and a sandwich from me.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Dear Vala Mal Doran, for solstice I would like my very own spaceship w/Asgard extras. P.S. You are totally invited along for the looting and the pillaging, and the man-slut sampling.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Considering that I’m connected vaguely to the fanfic_100 site? I’d say a definite maybe.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
In the event of a death-match between House and C.J. (which C.J. would win in a juicy second) Brennan would, of course, pick C.J. Because kick-ass ladies must stick together.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
“Damn you, Blake!”
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Darla, sweet Darla… “This Corrosion” by Sisters of Mercy
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
I have to believe that Sheppard is quicker on the draw, as it were, but Logan is undoubtedly sneakier, although Riker could probably get both of them to lose the pancake to him on a bet.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
“Hi, I work in a museum full of priceless artifacts, with a state-of-the-art security system, that you couldn’t possibly get through.”
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Flashing a head of state.
21. What is 6's secret?
He once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Inara does not *race* anywhere. Dean would be absolutely convinced that it was his idea to escort Inara to their mutual destination; thereupon arriving, Inara would leave him tied up and helpless just before the finishing line.
23. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three
Team = > Logan Echolls and Dean Winchester
Threat = > House
Volunteer/mole = > Inara
Kidnappee = > Riker
Advisor = > C.J.
Helper = > Vala
“Do No Harm”, “The Chaos Twins Meet the Insidious Doctor”, & “Highway to Risa”
24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Hmm.. vampire? Or apocalypse-attracting, two-hearted, time-travelling angst-ridden alien hottie with a martyr/deity complex? *checks sanity* I’ll get back to you.
1. Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars)
2. Dr. Temperance Brennan (Bones)
3. Vala Mal Doran (SG1)
4. Dr. Gregory House (House)
5. C.J. Cregg (The West Wing)
6. Lt.Col. John Sheppard (SGA)
7. The Doctor (9th) (Doctor Who)
8. Darla (Angel: The Series)
9. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
10. Kerr Avon (Blake’s 7)
11. Inara Sera (Firefly)
12. Commander William T. Riker (ST: TNG)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
John Sheppard would do for math and avionics what Indiana Jones did for archaeology, but I think Inara’s classes would be far more educational. For everyone. Useful, too. I mean, I’d like to stare at Sheppard all day and learn a little math, but Inara could outfit you for life, y’know?
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Hmm… Gregory House… blue eyes, deep angst, nasty sense of humor, ego the size of a planet… yeah. He’s a panty-melter.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Riker, you have a madman with a hidden viral super-weapon, holding a domed colony hostage, and a shield preventing beam-downs into the dome. Who do you send to save the day? Why, that gorgeous blonde lieutenant who doesn’t need to breathe and has a knack for getting intel out of the most stubborn of subjects. Darla to the rescue!
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
I’m sure Dean Winchester only buys Playboy for the articles.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
No power on this Earth could make Brennan swear fealty to the Air Force, no matter how hot--um, dire the situation. Of course, Sheppard isn’t *on* this Earth… wow. Brennan in Atlantis. That’s a mighty big, glowing, iridescent plot-bunny thumping his feet over there. ‘Scuse me…
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
S/W/F, former White House Chief of Staff, seeks S/M to share studio apt. Paranoid ex-thieves/terrorists/rebel computer geniuses need not apply. Scruffy young demon-hunters welcome.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
The Doctor takes Dr. Temperance Brennan for tea and cakes on a pleasure planet in a pocket Universe where a quaint little “Federation” rules the Milky Way Galaxy with a velvet glove. Riker invites himself to sit with Brennan while The Doctor is off arguing with the wait-staff about crumpets. Upon his return, the three of them argue over the precise number of licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie-pop for certain present and available alien races. *cough*
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Vala Mal Doran challenges Kerr Avon to a duel. The entire galaxy ducks and runs for cover. I’m not sure who wins, but wearing black studded leather is immediately banned on twenty-four different planets.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back?
Oh. Oh. Oh. If Logan Echolls stole Darla’s most precious possession, how would she get it back?!? Does the porn meter go that high?
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
The Doctor and Riker: “Life, Love, and a Bottle of Wine”
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
*FOX announcer voice* Dr. House must rely on Logan Echolls for access to recluse who owns the hottest night club in town, who might also be a carrier for a rare plague.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
In between the inevitable alien invasion, mind-control, and evil robots run amok, I hope the Doctor would accept a nice cup of tea and a sandwich from me.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Dear Vala Mal Doran, for solstice I would like my very own spaceship w/Asgard extras. P.S. You are totally invited along for the looting and the pillaging, and the man-slut sampling.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Considering that I’m connected vaguely to the fanfic_100 site? I’d say a definite maybe.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
In the event of a death-match between House and C.J. (which C.J. would win in a juicy second) Brennan would, of course, pick C.J. Because kick-ass ladies must stick together.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
“Damn you, Blake!”
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Darla, sweet Darla… “This Corrosion” by Sisters of Mercy
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
I have to believe that Sheppard is quicker on the draw, as it were, but Logan is undoubtedly sneakier, although Riker could probably get both of them to lose the pancake to him on a bet.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
“Hi, I work in a museum full of priceless artifacts, with a state-of-the-art security system, that you couldn’t possibly get through.”
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Flashing a head of state.
21. What is 6's secret?
He once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Inara does not *race* anywhere. Dean would be absolutely convinced that it was his idea to escort Inara to their mutual destination; thereupon arriving, Inara would leave him tied up and helpless just before the finishing line.
23. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three
Team = > Logan Echolls and Dean Winchester
Threat = > House
Volunteer/mole = > Inara
Kidnappee = > Riker
Advisor = > C.J.
Helper = > Vala
“Do No Harm”, “The Chaos Twins Meet the Insidious Doctor”, & “Highway to Risa”
24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Hmm.. vampire? Or apocalypse-attracting, two-hearted, time-travelling angst-ridden alien hottie with a martyr/deity complex? *checks sanity* I’ll get back to you.