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Brothers from Another
By Young Gunz
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Hi.
Hello.
And how are you?
Today is Saturday. I'm guessing...ok, it's not May the first, but you know what date it is. Ummm...uhh...well. If you're reading this you probably already know that I'm not typing this. So if there's sounds written down, that's because I'm making them. Yeah...this is like a live entry, yeah? Straight from the horse's mouth. Fffffirst of all, I'd like to address the uh...bet. If you don't know about it already, go check out Trai's xanga. Now, I know it starts on May first, but I've actually stopped drinking soda since tuesday. You know a little warm-up. So I'm pretty confident, I can last for about a year and a half. But I think once I can get to the year part, I can last 2 years. So all those people who made short-term bets, please note, I never like to lose. So if you've placed your bets, put that into consideration.
Mmm...Carl's Jr. Carlos Jr. Mmmm. Whatever your name is, I love your restaurant. That's right, I ate at Carl's Jr. yesterday and it was the bomb-diggetty. I was kinda' skeptical when Mike suggested it to me. But when I saw that little star smiling at me...that big starry smile, I thought to myself, "I better get out of this porn store and get me a burger. Carl's Jr's burger." And boy, was it a Carl's Jr. Burger. With all that Carl and juicy Jr. oozing out the sides of it. Guess you can say I was in that Carl's Jr. heaven. Too bad there's only four in Texas. I guess next time I'll just buy a couple for everybody if I don't eat them before I get there...or that little dog from those Jack-in-the-Box commercials gets me.
Yesterday, went to the zoo. Saw some badass flamingoes, a lazy-ass polar bear and one energetic-ass polar bear that didn't mind not playing with the lazy-ass polar bear. A couple of peacocks that were roaming free amongst the people like noone noticed. Ok, I can understand if it was under construction, but don't let your animals roam free. That peacock could've kicked my ass and I would've sued them. Afterwards, we drove around for a bit. Went to this mall with the lamest-ass Tilt ever. Played some Tekken 5. Wrecked shop on some weak-ass buttons. Played Soul-Caliber. Couldn't walk forward. Still won a couple of matches on that. Drank this bad-ass smoothie that was not better than Cat's smoothie. Went into this porn shop. Seen Paris Hilton on a porn magazine. Everybody look out for Sgt. Stroker!! He'll get you. Best believe he'll get ya. Pointed out the fact that I knew the Thai sisters. Yeah, I know the Thai sisters. Shit! My girl said I smell like a titty bar. So the fuck what!
Jammin' out to this NIN CD eating a bad-ass Tom & Jerry sandwich. Watched a bunch of white kids get drunk. Seen this badass play about renegade teachers. Didn't matter that I didn't know the teachers. Just replaced them with teachers I knew. There was a black kid. Rumor has it he's a prince back in his town. Still not dishing out the cash. Had a cool beret, though. Must be from France...that's the only place you can get a beret, right? France, England. Onward to Namek!
So how's everybody down there in Houston? Wanna shout out to the Houston Rockets for disappointing me. They shouldn't have lost game 3. Shout outs to upbeat pretty sure I know what you guys did already. Went to that loser ass 410. You're gonna tell me you didn't go? You're gonna lie to me, huh? Huh?
Getting mad respect Luminus-style. I probably already got 30 skins. I'm pretty sure Trai only has 5. Nate...10 at the most. Is there anybody that can wreck shop better than me at Luminus? Cat's getting pretty good. Yes, you are. She's doing better than Trai did (I hope that made Trai mad). You suck Trai, you suck!
Did you know that nobody knows what a kolache is? Fucking kills me how nobody knows what a kolache is. Went to Dunkin Donuts. Asked this nice young gentleman, "'Scuse me sir, may I purchase a kolache?" The man says to me, "Me no know anything about a kolache...me only sell a donut." In my worst immigrant voice. "Me no speak-a no ingles."
Aaaaaahhhhhhh...shhhhwwaaaaaa....the lack of air. It's really slowing me down now. *Pant pant...heavy breathing*
So uh...I'm only gonna ask this one more time. Are you guys ready to rock? 'Cause I am. Hopefully my job fired me by now so I can look for another job. Probably the only way I can go out and look for another job. It's killing me people, it's killing me.
Looking forward to two things this coming month. Cat's coming home and Nine Inch Nails. Oh yeah and I'd better start saving for A-kon. It's coming a lot faster than I expected.
I've been looking for that motivation song by TI, if you know a link, please give it to me. I would greatly appreciate it.
New Mexico isn't that bad when you're with the one you love. I guess you can say that about every place, though. Sucks for you Mr. Cocks. All those ladies and no one you can really say you love. Oh yeah and Nate, can you give me a ride home from the airport. If you're kinda upset about that comment, I'll take it back until you pick me up, then I'll re-post it.
And uhh...I really like the fact that my name sounds sexier when you say my whole name. It's kinda' true. But he's gonna have to make up his mind...it's either Draven or the other. Not both. Imma go by Draven...unless you just really wanna call me by my real name for some weird reason. I'll acknowledge you sometimes.
So uh...who's picked up that new Nine Inch Nails CD? I haven't had the chance. I'm hoping Joseph will burn it for me. I hear it rocks hardcore as expected.
Cat's in a real good mood. She's typing for me. So I'm gonna use this to my advantage and stop talking.
Cat: What's that supposed to mean?
It's Cat-time, not Xanga-time! Nor is it Hammer-time. Or any such other-time...like Tool-time. Time to go a little "Closer"...gotta go.
Love & Peace
PS If you have time, look up Sgt. Stroker. He's hilarious. Oh yeah, and the Cocky Cop. I'm telling you dad, hilarious.
Brothers from Another
By Young Gunz
see related
Hi.
Hello.
And how are you?
Today is Saturday. I'm guessing...ok, it's not May the first, but you know what date it is. Ummm...uhh...well. If you're reading this you probably already know that I'm not typing this. So if there's sounds written down, that's because I'm making them. Yeah...this is like a live entry, yeah? Straight from the horse's mouth. Fffffirst of all, I'd like to address the uh...bet. If you don't know about it already, go check out Trai's xanga. Now, I know it starts on May first, but I've actually stopped drinking soda since tuesday. You know a little warm-up. So I'm pretty confident, I can last for about a year and a half. But I think once I can get to the year part, I can last 2 years. So all those people who made short-term bets, please note, I never like to lose. So if you've placed your bets, put that into consideration.
Mmm...Carl's Jr. Carlos Jr. Mmmm. Whatever your name is, I love your restaurant. That's right, I ate at Carl's Jr. yesterday and it was the bomb-diggetty. I was kinda' skeptical when Mike suggested it to me. But when I saw that little star smiling at me...that big starry smile, I thought to myself, "I better get out of this porn store and get me a burger. Carl's Jr's burger." And boy, was it a Carl's Jr. Burger. With all that Carl and juicy Jr. oozing out the sides of it. Guess you can say I was in that Carl's Jr. heaven. Too bad there's only four in Texas. I guess next time I'll just buy a couple for everybody if I don't eat them before I get there...or that little dog from those Jack-in-the-Box commercials gets me.
Yesterday, went to the zoo. Saw some badass flamingoes, a lazy-ass polar bear and one energetic-ass polar bear that didn't mind not playing with the lazy-ass polar bear. A couple of peacocks that were roaming free amongst the people like noone noticed. Ok, I can understand if it was under construction, but don't let your animals roam free. That peacock could've kicked my ass and I would've sued them. Afterwards, we drove around for a bit. Went to this mall with the lamest-ass Tilt ever. Played some Tekken 5. Wrecked shop on some weak-ass buttons. Played Soul-Caliber. Couldn't walk forward. Still won a couple of matches on that. Drank this bad-ass smoothie that was not better than Cat's smoothie. Went into this porn shop. Seen Paris Hilton on a porn magazine. Everybody look out for Sgt. Stroker!! He'll get you. Best believe he'll get ya. Pointed out the fact that I knew the Thai sisters. Yeah, I know the Thai sisters. Shit! My girl said I smell like a titty bar. So the fuck what!
Jammin' out to this NIN CD eating a bad-ass Tom & Jerry sandwich. Watched a bunch of white kids get drunk. Seen this badass play about renegade teachers. Didn't matter that I didn't know the teachers. Just replaced them with teachers I knew. There was a black kid. Rumor has it he's a prince back in his town. Still not dishing out the cash. Had a cool beret, though. Must be from France...that's the only place you can get a beret, right? France, England. Onward to Namek!
So how's everybody down there in Houston? Wanna shout out to the Houston Rockets for disappointing me. They shouldn't have lost game 3. Shout outs to upbeat pretty sure I know what you guys did already. Went to that loser ass 410. You're gonna tell me you didn't go? You're gonna lie to me, huh? Huh?
Getting mad respect Luminus-style. I probably already got 30 skins. I'm pretty sure Trai only has 5. Nate...10 at the most. Is there anybody that can wreck shop better than me at Luminus? Cat's getting pretty good. Yes, you are. She's doing better than Trai did (I hope that made Trai mad). You suck Trai, you suck!
Did you know that nobody knows what a kolache is? Fucking kills me how nobody knows what a kolache is. Went to Dunkin Donuts. Asked this nice young gentleman, "'Scuse me sir, may I purchase a kolache?" The man says to me, "Me no know anything about a kolache...me only sell a donut." In my worst immigrant voice. "Me no speak-a no ingles."
Aaaaaahhhhhhh...shhhhwwaaaaaa....the lack of air. It's really slowing me down now. *Pant pant...heavy breathing*
So uh...I'm only gonna ask this one more time. Are you guys ready to rock? 'Cause I am. Hopefully my job fired me by now so I can look for another job. Probably the only way I can go out and look for another job. It's killing me people, it's killing me.
Looking forward to two things this coming month. Cat's coming home and Nine Inch Nails. Oh yeah and I'd better start saving for A-kon. It's coming a lot faster than I expected.
I've been looking for that motivation song by TI, if you know a link, please give it to me. I would greatly appreciate it.
New Mexico isn't that bad when you're with the one you love. I guess you can say that about every place, though. Sucks for you Mr. Cocks. All those ladies and no one you can really say you love. Oh yeah and Nate, can you give me a ride home from the airport. If you're kinda upset about that comment, I'll take it back until you pick me up, then I'll re-post it.
And uhh...I really like the fact that my name sounds sexier when you say my whole name. It's kinda' true. But he's gonna have to make up his mind...it's either Draven or the other. Not both. Imma go by Draven...unless you just really wanna call me by my real name for some weird reason. I'll acknowledge you sometimes.
So uh...who's picked up that new Nine Inch Nails CD? I haven't had the chance. I'm hoping Joseph will burn it for me. I hear it rocks hardcore as expected.
Cat's in a real good mood. She's typing for me. So I'm gonna use this to my advantage and stop talking.
Cat: What's that supposed to mean?
It's Cat-time, not Xanga-time! Nor is it Hammer-time. Or any such other-time...like Tool-time. Time to go a little "Closer"...gotta go.
Love & Peace
PS If you have time, look up Sgt. Stroker. He's hilarious. Oh yeah, and the Cocky Cop. I'm telling you dad, hilarious.