Job Corps Review-Friend Addition Numba 2
Hello again, This is Sarah-Lupin's roommate...oh, wait - i should probably have some sort of Ailias. Ok, call me Ishmale, no wait, call me Bubblgumjane, yeah that works...sort of.
Alright, here we go, AH AH HEMMMM!
There are two types of JC students, those who go to college and those who take a trade. Now for fairly obviouse reasons those of us who are going to college consider ourselves to be in a higher class than those learning a trade, like construction or cullinary, mind you our false sense of superiority is based on inteligence and demenor- however some of us tend to be rude for pretty much no purpose and most of us wind up spelling college wrong. Still the trade students show a suprising degree of stupidity as a whole, and yet they may consider themselves better than us for one very good reason, the majority of them are FRIGGIN HOT!!!!!! This poses a problem for those of us on the other side, because after you get done drooling over them you have to remind yourself that not only would youu have a hard time holding a conversation with any of them, they're all of 16 years old!!!!!!!!!! I live in daily fear of becoming a pediofile!!! It's unfair, how dare the be taller than me and have that sort of body if all their gonna do is land me in jail. So far i've had two guys - cute guys, who are funny -offer me PENIS, IN THOSE WORDS!!!!!! I try to play tactfully, i ask them how old they are instead of just sweaping the food off of the lunch table, cuz Gods Knooows I needs IT!!!! and they say back to me, 17!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
No, NOOOOOO, by all that is good and just with the world, for everything that is wholly and right, why, why meeeee! So close and yet so far! Its like putting a cup of water up to a dying man's lips and never letting him drink, like waving a cookie in front of a diabetic, like killing off spock in the second star trek movie- well he came back to life, but thats beside the point. WHY DEAR GOD WHY!!!!
It wouldn't be so bad but theres a different dating game you have to play here. Much like the game entittled gay, strait, or married, only this is called, gay, strait, too young, ugly, or a dumb ass.
The well is dry, very very dry!
Alright, here we go, AH AH HEMMMM!
There are two types of JC students, those who go to college and those who take a trade. Now for fairly obviouse reasons those of us who are going to college consider ourselves to be in a higher class than those learning a trade, like construction or cullinary, mind you our false sense of superiority is based on inteligence and demenor- however some of us tend to be rude for pretty much no purpose and most of us wind up spelling college wrong. Still the trade students show a suprising degree of stupidity as a whole, and yet they may consider themselves better than us for one very good reason, the majority of them are FRIGGIN HOT!!!!!! This poses a problem for those of us on the other side, because after you get done drooling over them you have to remind yourself that not only would youu have a hard time holding a conversation with any of them, they're all of 16 years old!!!!!!!!!! I live in daily fear of becoming a pediofile!!! It's unfair, how dare the be taller than me and have that sort of body if all their gonna do is land me in jail. So far i've had two guys - cute guys, who are funny -offer me PENIS, IN THOSE WORDS!!!!!! I try to play tactfully, i ask them how old they are instead of just sweaping the food off of the lunch table, cuz Gods Knooows I needs IT!!!! and they say back to me, 17!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
No, NOOOOOO, by all that is good and just with the world, for everything that is wholly and right, why, why meeeee! So close and yet so far! Its like putting a cup of water up to a dying man's lips and never letting him drink, like waving a cookie in front of a diabetic, like killing off spock in the second star trek movie- well he came back to life, but thats beside the point. WHY DEAR GOD WHY!!!!
It wouldn't be so bad but theres a different dating game you have to play here. Much like the game entittled gay, strait, or married, only this is called, gay, strait, too young, ugly, or a dumb ass.
The well is dry, very very dry!