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I OFFICALLY HATE VANESSA.
Who is Vanessa? She's a new waitress at work. Tall, Skinny, Blonde, Blue Eyes, and the biggest boobs in the world. So big that the button holes on her shirt bulge. And she flirts with Chad... Grrr.
Take last night for instance--
We were not busy, so Simon and I were sticking magnets to all my piercings... well the one's I want to expose anyway.
So, we're in the kitchen being stupid and Chad walks in and laughs, and begins chatting and adding other magnets. Next thing, little Miss Barbie walks in and goes-- "Chad, there's something out here I need you to see" So they go out the front together. I could see through the service window what was happening. She was standing side-on to him, and actually rubbing her chest against him. Uh-huh!
So, I go out the front (Magnets gone by the way) and say "Chad, I'm going home now. Simon is going to close the kitchen. See you when you get home." And I kissed him. I looked right at her, and she had this total smirk on her face.
I was in the bag room and I heard her say-- "I cannot believe that she got in to the most elite ballet comapny in the country, when she looks like that.
So I put a mooshed up rotten egg in her coat pocket.... he he he he.
Who is Vanessa? She's a new waitress at work. Tall, Skinny, Blonde, Blue Eyes, and the biggest boobs in the world. So big that the button holes on her shirt bulge. And she flirts with Chad... Grrr.
Take last night for instance--
We were not busy, so Simon and I were sticking magnets to all my piercings... well the one's I want to expose anyway.
So, we're in the kitchen being stupid and Chad walks in and laughs, and begins chatting and adding other magnets. Next thing, little Miss Barbie walks in and goes-- "Chad, there's something out here I need you to see" So they go out the front together. I could see through the service window what was happening. She was standing side-on to him, and actually rubbing her chest against him. Uh-huh!
So, I go out the front (Magnets gone by the way) and say "Chad, I'm going home now. Simon is going to close the kitchen. See you when you get home." And I kissed him. I looked right at her, and she had this total smirk on her face.
I was in the bag room and I heard her say-- "I cannot believe that she got in to the most elite ballet comapny in the country, when she looks like that.
So I put a mooshed up rotten egg in her coat pocket.... he he he he.