Potter.

[lupercus]

Just because I take you and Sirius out for hamburgers and you are a freakish, mutant boy who refuses to stop growing does not mean that you can feel free to nick half of mine, you little thief.

Honestly.

Sirius?

Comments

[pinkstarsgirlie]

How DOES Harry stay so skinny? (".)

[lupercus]

It's simple, Lavender - the more he eats, the thinner he becomes. It's like magic.

You ought to try it!

[just_harry]

You offered it! You were setting me up to look like a jerk.

[lupercus]

I offered it because you were gnawing on my arm, and drooling copiously. That's very unattractive, you know.

[just_harry]

Now you're setting me up to look like I'm a nutter. You're working with Rita Skeeter.

[lupercus]

Oh, Harry, my love and light of my life - I don't need to set you up to make you look like a nutter when you do it so well on your own!