Within the book are the pages, and on the pages are the words.

[lupercus]

I realise that by posting I once again violate the terms of service of these journals by not, at present, being drunk, French, a pompous overstuffed peacock, or a Malfoy. I also regret not making any grand, cryptic statements announcing yet another public divorce. One of those is quite enough for me, thank you

Comments

[just_harry]

At least your walking stick makes this neat icon.

I don't understand, either.

[lupercus]

You are a horrible child, and nobody likes you.

My walking-stick makes me look dignified!

Perhaps it is up to us to ask the questions, Harry.

[just_harry]

I know. It wasn't nice to remind me though.

I don't know who to ask. Hermione and I had this funny idea but it won't work but it was really funny.

[lupercus]

It's not nice to call the gimp a gimp, either.

What was her idea? Tell me, I could use a laugh.

[just_harry]

You just called yourself a gimp? Wow.

I can't tell you here. It's just that private.

[lupercus]

Well, as the gimp, I am allowed.

Come find me. Sirius is passed out and drooling. We can put bits of rubbish on his head, varnish his toenails, and other unspeakable things. And you can tell me this funny, private idea of Hermione's.

[just_harry]

It's funny how you think WE should do this but I'm the one who has lessons with him on Monday.

[lupercus]

Yes, but I share a bed with him. I'm the one sleeping with one eye open, tonight.

It's worth it and you know it. Come on.

[just_harry]

Yeah but he's not going to embarrass YOU in front of YOUR friends!

[lupercus]

You have obviously never met Sirius Black. You should. Nice fellow. Pity about the hair.

[just_harry]

I've heard he's a bit mad though.

[lupercus]

Just a bit. I blame society.

Also, his godson's horrible. Enough to drive anyone mad.

[just_harry]

One time me and Sirius were in the Three Broomsticks and he laughed really loud and someone ran out of the pub.

[lupercus]

That was me.