January; hurry before they sell out!
Good morning afternoon, Internets.
Can someone tell me Why this exists?
I cannot do it justice without quoting the whole product description (it is called Wine Rack) and putting up the pictures involved, but it starts with "Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends!"
(There is a Beer Belly version for guys.)
I mean.. I can sort of see some very drunk and/or high and slightly crazy (and not in a good way) people coming up with the concept for the product and then giggling drunkenly as they make ~hilarious dirty jokes about it.
But then they somehow decided it would be a good idea to make this product. And market it. And sell it. And make a really ugly website for it.
I mean.. you can't be continuously drunk long enough to do all that, right?
Capitalism, people. It gives us boobs made of wine.
eta: If you look at the Playboy feature on it the picture looks like she's draining some of her blood into a cup. It looks seriously gross. Unless you're a vampire, I guess. Then it's hot.
Can someone tell me Why this exists?
I cannot do it justice without quoting the whole product description (it is called Wine Rack) and putting up the pictures involved, but it starts with "Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends!"
(There is a Beer Belly version for guys.)
I mean.. I can sort of see some very drunk and/or high and slightly crazy (and not in a good way) people coming up with the concept for the product and then giggling drunkenly as they make ~hilarious dirty jokes about it.
But then they somehow decided it would be a good idea to make this product. And market it. And sell it. And make a really ugly website for it.
I mean.. you can't be continuously drunk long enough to do all that, right?
Capitalism, people. It gives us boobs made of wine.
eta: If you look at the Playboy feature on it the picture looks like she's draining some of her blood into a cup. It looks seriously gross. Unless you're a vampire, I guess. Then it's hot.