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Is my icon soooooo cool! Thank you Alex.
And now, in the word of my good Halo friend LISTEN UP, DIRTBAGS! Ok, now that i have your attention...
MY LIST OF PEOPLE WHO NEED TO BE ASSASINATED BY ALEX AND I!
Oprah Winfry-
Age: Don't care
Occupation: Hosts a TV show called "Oprah" (Wow)
Reason for elimination: The show is retarded! A bunch of people talking about their problems and people crying. The show is so feel good it makes me want to stab myself. And the show is soaked with so much pathetic appeal i just want to throw up. It is the show that middle aged women watch becouse they think it will help them with their "emotional problems."
Form of elimination: Bombing of broadcast facilities during a show.
Rene Zellweger (i don't care if it is misspelled)-
Age: Ha, don't care
Occupation: "Movie" actor
Reason for Elimination: The movie "Bridget Jones: the Edge of Reason". When i saw the preview for this movie there was no real way to describe exactly how i felt...but i will try. i felt so intensley annoyed, so extremely disturbed, so acutely amazed that such an excedingly inane movie could possibly be released and maybe...even enjoyed by my fellow man. Becouse of this she deserves to die.
Form of elimination: Sniper shot through the head at some Oscar party.
Summer Wheatly-
Age: 17
Occupation: Candidate for Student Body president of Preston High
Reason for elimination: Doing a cheerleader dance to "Larger Than Life" by Backstreet Boys (right?). The dance is retarded and she just deserves to have the krap beaten out of her. By the way, i do not intend to kill Haylie Duff, just Summer Wheatly.
Form of Elimination: Tina can eat her.
Paris Hilton-
Age- really don't care
Occupation: um...what the heck does she do?
Reason for elimination: Being ugly and...................................................................................thats it.
Form of Elimination: "accidental" over-injection of botox
Jessica Simpson-
Age: HA... don't care again
Occupation: singer
Reason for elimination: Making really bad, i mean really bad, music. Also for being ugly.
Form of elimination: Burnt to a crisp by the on-stage fireworks at a concert.
Justin Timberlake-
Age: And............................don't care
Occupation: singer, player
Reason for elimination: Justin is one of those band guys for which there is just one reason to hate him, he sings pathetic songs. Being a singer and guitar player i must inform all of you un-enlightened people that his music is so bad it just blows, end of story.
All country Singers-
Age: varies
Occupation: um, singing
Reason for elimination: In a class all their own, the country singers represent the very bottom of the heap of artistic talent (well, maybe they are better than soem rappers). Now, i will say that some have good voices, but it is the music that stinks. It's all about the hard rock, or even something like switchfoot. The country music genre just needs to go.
Why do you run
Why do you hide
Oh don’t you know I just
Just want to be with you
To be with you
“Run” Kutless
Is my icon soooooo cool! Thank you Alex.
And now, in the word of my good Halo friend LISTEN UP, DIRTBAGS! Ok, now that i have your attention...
MY LIST OF PEOPLE WHO NEED TO BE ASSASINATED BY ALEX AND I!
Oprah Winfry-
Age: Don't care
Occupation: Hosts a TV show called "Oprah" (Wow)
Reason for elimination: The show is retarded! A bunch of people talking about their problems and people crying. The show is so feel good it makes me want to stab myself. And the show is soaked with so much pathetic appeal i just want to throw up. It is the show that middle aged women watch becouse they think it will help them with their "emotional problems."
Form of elimination: Bombing of broadcast facilities during a show.
Rene Zellweger (i don't care if it is misspelled)-
Age: Ha, don't care
Occupation: "Movie" actor
Reason for Elimination: The movie "Bridget Jones: the Edge of Reason". When i saw the preview for this movie there was no real way to describe exactly how i felt...but i will try. i felt so intensley annoyed, so extremely disturbed, so acutely amazed that such an excedingly inane movie could possibly be released and maybe...even enjoyed by my fellow man. Becouse of this she deserves to die.
Form of elimination: Sniper shot through the head at some Oscar party.
Summer Wheatly-
Age: 17
Occupation: Candidate for Student Body president of Preston High
Reason for elimination: Doing a cheerleader dance to "Larger Than Life" by Backstreet Boys (right?). The dance is retarded and she just deserves to have the krap beaten out of her. By the way, i do not intend to kill Haylie Duff, just Summer Wheatly.
Form of Elimination: Tina can eat her.
Paris Hilton-
Age- really don't care
Occupation: um...what the heck does she do?
Reason for elimination: Being ugly and...................................................................................thats it.
Form of Elimination: "accidental" over-injection of botox
Jessica Simpson-
Age: HA... don't care again
Occupation: singer
Reason for elimination: Making really bad, i mean really bad, music. Also for being ugly.
Form of elimination: Burnt to a crisp by the on-stage fireworks at a concert.
Justin Timberlake-
Age: And............................don't care
Occupation: singer, player
Reason for elimination: Justin is one of those band guys for which there is just one reason to hate him, he sings pathetic songs. Being a singer and guitar player i must inform all of you un-enlightened people that his music is so bad it just blows, end of story.
All country Singers-
Age: varies
Occupation: um, singing
Reason for elimination: In a class all their own, the country singers represent the very bottom of the heap of artistic talent (well, maybe they are better than soem rappers). Now, i will say that some have good voices, but it is the music that stinks. It's all about the hard rock, or even something like switchfoot. The country music genre just needs to go.
Why do you run
Why do you hide
Oh don’t you know I just
Just want to be with you
To be with you
“Run” Kutless