"Trustfund Princess"
It's funny, but sad...that this song is based on an actual date...[sigh]
"Trustfund Princess"
Don't have to work while you're down here,
living your life with a fuck near.
Don't matter that he's an ex
Blowing up your cell
while we watching Juno on the screen
I wouldn't mind so much if you didn't
tell your ex-boyfriend
you're with your ex-girlfriend
when you're really hanging out with me
No, I don't have the boobs,
But I like them,
And I don't have a cunt,
But I like it,
No, I'm no a chick
I ain't 23
So why the hell couldn't you tell him
you were with me?
Boring fucking convo 'bout your fucking cats
God, I hate those devil animals
Don't matter that I like you
I can't be with you
it's just a pointless little game
if you're gonna
tell your ex-boyfriend
you're with your ex-girlfriend
when you're really hanging out with me
No, I don't have the boobs,
But I like them,
And I don't have a cunt,
But I like it,
No, I'm no a chick
I ain't 23
So why the hell couldn't you tell him
you were with me?
Poor little trustfund princess,
no Chanel boots for you I see.
No gold or diamonds on your fingers.
No pearls cinched 'round your neck.
All out of cash and into debt
Sorry, I gotta work to have a living
'Cause I'm much more than a live in.
Shame you're a bitch, go fuck him
I just feel sorry for the next fool
When he falls for you
'Cause he'll get to see it
'Cause you're gonna
tell your ex-boyfriend
you're with your ex-girlfriend
when you're really hanging out with me
No, I don't have the boobs,
But I like them,
And I don't have a cunt,
But I like it,
No, I'm no a chick
I ain't 23
So why the hell couldn't you tell him
you were with me?