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Nov 29, 2010 00:27

BOOK III, Act II:
IMruddlepuddle 12:11 am
Sam: "THAT WAS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOODDD!"
The little hut shook.
Milus: "SQUEEEEEKKKK!!!"
Ruddle: "Yes. it seems Milus' cooking has that effect on people."
"but you really should think about changing your clothes. youre starting to make this place smell like the shit you came from hahahahahahahaha"
IMkellycakes 12:12 am
LOLOOLOLOL
IMruddlepuddle 12:12 am
Sam: "but were would i find clothes? we are in the middle of swamp!"
Ruddle: "you know, in my golden days I used to be qquite the adventurer as well."
IMruddlepuddle 12:13 am
"look in the chest to yuor right, by the stove. there you will find clothes that once belonged to me."
Peering inside, Sam found a set of adventurers clothes. A white canvas tshirt
IMkellycakes 12:14 am
dora explorer's outfit (:
hehehe
IMruddlepuddle 12:14 am
lol
IMkellycakes 12:14 am
okok go on ^_^
IMruddlepuddle 12:14 am
leather slacks
adventueres boots
and a leather jacket
Ruddle: "you can go outside near the left, and use some of the water to rinse off your armor."
after 30 minutes of cleaning and dressing, sam returned to the hut
IMruddlepuddle 12:15 am
Ruddle: "so listen Sam. i know of this flower. they said that once a most beautiful queen had grown it from her special gardens in the secret chambers of her castle. it is said that this flower can cure any disease or ailment... even return memories that were lost to their rightful owner."
Sam: "where is this flower?!!?":
Ruddle: "slow down, hot shot. it's not some fantasy or story book where you can just go off and adventure to find it and have a happy ending"
Ruddle: EEEE EHEHEHEHE
Ruddle: "This is more complicated than it seems.

you're going to need that pointy little stick of yours.
Sam pulled out his sword, which seemed like it had received a lot of damage with the battle from the kobolds
Ruddle: "...that won't do."
IMruddlepuddle 12:18 am
Sam: "And I suppose an old fart like you has something i could use thats better than mine?"
Ruddle flashed behind him and pinned his neck to the floor of the hut with his heel.
Ruddle: "This old man doesnt need a twig to defend himself."
Ruddle: "...but seeing how weak and pathetic you are, I might as well tell you were to find a better stick."
Ruddle: "In this world, there is a sword known as Mournblade."
Sam: "Mourn what?"
IMruddlepuddle 12:20 am
Ruddle: "Mournblade. It is one of many sister swords. What make this sword special is that it has the ability to... well... how can i say this? drink people's souls."
Ruddle: "If this sword were to lethally cut someone, it would instantly drink their soul... for this sword is in fact a demon."
Sam" Wait a second old man, why on earth would i want a sword like that?"
Ruddle: "because, my dear smelly boy, where you're going, only such swords can destroy the guardian of the Queen;s flower"
Sam "i see..."
Ruddle: "yes. i smellz a graand adventure for you, meh boy!"
IMruddlepuddle 12:22 am
Sam: "So... what do i do now?"
Ruddle: "well, you're start by heading north, out of the swamp and into the purple towns which line the path to the Herlms kingdom.
"
"There you will come across companions, and they will help you on your quest to find the Queen's Flower, Peaceblossom."
RUddle: But, did you think this information was cheap? I have some wood that needs to be cut. Get that stick of yours and go cut it. NOW."
Milus: "SHQUEEEK EKE KEKEKEK"
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