"george rebels against his father. hits the sauce" - ralph nader
ralph nader is funny.
so in an attempt to wake me up this morning, moochie layed down across my throat. i think she was trying to smother me. and all the while purring ever so sweetly. lauren does think she's evil. i also think she's slowly trying to burn my eyes out of my head. although, that could just be the dander.
i will be in augusta a week from friday. can you believe that?! i've been stuck at this weight now for a few weeks. i want to lose more!! and i want my tummy to be smaller. i don't know what to do. i keep thinking that perhaps i should go to gym with an instructor - but i can't afford the fees, and i know that i'll NEVER go. i like working out at home.
seriously. my eyes burn and itch.
i don't know how i feel about the colbert report. i sort of feel like it gets ridiculous, and i think steven colbert can be sort of an asshole. maybe that's blasphemous, but...he acts like such an arrogant ass. or maybe i'm just intimidated by his wit and intelligence...and power!
i should clarify that i'm watching repeats of the daily show and the colbert report on comedy central this morning.
how do you folks feel about the potential presidential candidates?