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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I broke popkidville's X-Box (-12 points). In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, redex (-5000 points). Last Thursday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In May themadteaparty and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Friday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5049 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
lune_etsoleil
Gee. They forgot to add that I leave the toilet seats up. T_T