Why the Rachael Ray show is awesome
So I was flipping through the guide on my TV the other day, and I finally remembered to DVR the Rachael Ray show. Now that I've had some time to sit down and watch it, let me tell you why that if I didn't have a job, I'd wake up every morning at 10am, get a huge bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, sit in only my underwear, and drool over her show:
1. She's hot (obviously)
2. For her entrance, she comes down ON AN ELEVATOR (talk about lazy!)
3. Her audience is on a ROTATING PLATFORM (more laziness)
4. Her cleavage (nice...)
5. She has a story for EVERYTHING! (she's well traveled or good at BSing)
6. Her name is pure alliteration (Rachael Ray rocks)
7. Her nice and supple ass (I like big butts and I cannot lie)
8. She's funny (in her own silly/goofy sort of way)
9. And best of all, she can cook me good food quickly (when I break up her current marriage and then marry her)
As far as the show content goes, I couldn't care less who she has on it, because I'd just be staring at her the whole time.
So, in summary, she's hot, and I'll leave you with one word...
Yum-o!
1. She's hot (obviously)
2. For her entrance, she comes down ON AN ELEVATOR (talk about lazy!)
3. Her audience is on a ROTATING PLATFORM (more laziness)
4. Her cleavage (nice...)
5. She has a story for EVERYTHING! (she's well traveled or good at BSing)
6. Her name is pure alliteration (Rachael Ray rocks)
7. Her nice and supple ass (I like big butts and I cannot lie)
8. She's funny (in her own silly/goofy sort of way)
9. And best of all, she can cook me good food quickly (when I break up her current marriage and then marry her)
As far as the show content goes, I couldn't care less who she has on it, because I'd just be staring at her the whole time.
So, in summary, she's hot, and I'll leave you with one word...
Yum-o!