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So I was peeling this banana, and I noticed the Chiquita sticker. Blah blah, sticker.
... Except Chiquita isn't on it. It's fucking Ai Ai from Super Monkey Ball.
WHAT IS AI AI DOING ON A BANANA. SEGA, WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Though I guess it does make a little sense. Monkey.... banana.... BUT WHAT KIND OF PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS THAT? It doesn't even say who it he is. He's just THERE, staring into my SOUL, DARING me to peel that last strip off and consume what has been undoubtedly cursed by monkey to be deceitfully delicious fruit.
Damn you, Sega. Damn you.
... Except Chiquita isn't on it. It's fucking Ai Ai from Super Monkey Ball.
WHAT IS AI AI DOING ON A BANANA. SEGA, WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Though I guess it does make a little sense. Monkey.... banana.... BUT WHAT KIND OF PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS THAT? It doesn't even say who it he is. He's just THERE, staring into my SOUL, DARING me to peel that last strip off and consume what has been undoubtedly cursed by monkey to be deceitfully delicious fruit.
Damn you, Sega. Damn you.