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ravynfyre June 30 2011, 01:35:12 UTC
The inventor was Que/Wheeljack. Officially.

Hair makes me cry.

Robot babies still make me cry.

I don't even like what they did to Starscream character-wise, and the way they kill him makes me rage.

That was Barricade, apparently.

The wreckers made me happy, as did the Xantium.

Bayverse canonized Hellbender.

I can't believe that I like Wheelie now.

Cybertron seems to have imploded into nothing there at the end, I thought.

Optimus is one brutal BAMF. On one hand, this is kinda cool. Cool to see him seriously kicking ass. Though the butterfly in the spider web bit.... was a little irritating. Seriously? No Decepticons saw that and tried to take advantage? Urgh. But it's cool seeing Optimus busting ass and taking names, and I actually got a kick out of how pissed he got about the Ark engine part.

But the ethical/moral shift/greyness... still not so sure about that.

I hated sentinel. passionately. I wish that Optimus could have turned Sentinel's own weapon against him so HE could friggen well dissolve from the inside out. Asshole. He does make a good dynamic villain, though.

Why the hell did the pillars have to look so phallic? seriously?

And Wang? Why? WHY? That character needed to die in a fire. He was the racefail and the penis joke all rolled into one. I wanted to spork my eyes out.

My Optimus mask glasses didn't work in my theater. The IMAX 3D in my theater was polarized differently, and I had to use their stupid glasses, which just proved to me that, yes, my nose really is broken.

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lunatron June 30 2011, 01:52:55 UTC
Ugh, Que/Wheeljack? That does a disservice both to James Bond and Wheeljack. Between this and Driftjack...

Starscream did get to blow up the Xantium, which was cool, but he died in a stupid way. Stupid humans.

Poor Barricade. :(

Wheelie died a hero. That was surprising!

Optimus fell down a plot hole. :v

Hah, I just like huge jerks. I bet a lot of people are going to be seriously unhappy with this Sentinel Prime.

I didn't think the pillars looked phallic, but then, I often miss dirty jokes and don't understand them.

...oh, yeah, Wang was terrible. He was early in the movie, so I sort of forgot him as much as I could.

Wah, stupid polarised light!

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flybystardancer June 30 2011, 04:46:41 UTC
I had the same problem! I had refused the theater's glasses going in because I had my Optimus mask, and so I had to run out and grab them as soon as I realized they weren't going to work. :( (Luckily I only missed what was already shown at the HoF preview.)

Next time I see it, I'm seeing it in the normal 2D. Even with the correct 3D glasses, half of the 3D stuff didn't work for me. (As in, I saw two of it still.) And all of the IMAX showings are 3D. :(

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