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So yesterday, I decided to take up rollerblading again. I want to lose some weight and I figured it was cheaper than a gym membership and way less humiliating. The only thing I forgot to take into consideration about my new hobby was that the street I chose to rollerblade on is basically one huge hill for a good 3 blocks. One huge hill going DOWN, of course. I have been snowboarding for a good portion of my life and I have never, and I mean NEVER, bombed down a hill the way I bombed down Bathurst St. last night.
One of the cars driving by yelled, "CRASH!!" out the window and I got distracted by it and did just that. Then I sat on the sidewalk, exactly where I landed, and had a cigarette.
My left ass cheek is a gorgeous shade of purple today.
Seriously, if someone is observing me, Truman Show style, I am a hilarious subject to watch.
One of the cars driving by yelled, "CRASH!!" out the window and I got distracted by it and did just that. Then I sat on the sidewalk, exactly where I landed, and had a cigarette.
My left ass cheek is a gorgeous shade of purple today.
Seriously, if someone is observing me, Truman Show style, I am a hilarious subject to watch.