LOL I could have told you that you suffer from HSS. You get positivly blue and mopey when she's seperated from you in the same room, let alone country. I'll spare you the Jawa sex joke about riding wild beasts though and just infer that you can do something similar to get rid of your HSS, and then I can suffer for having made the joke. I'll commence shuddering now. Have a good day.
You know, humans are really adaptable and all, but there are very few things our unequiped bodies can do better than the animals the are specialized in doing so, or at least comparitively (ants are way stronger proportionately for example). Bears are the number one sumo wrestling people mauling creatures on the planet earth as best I know. Not to mention they are way smarter AND a lot more agile than most people realize.
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I'd take a moose. They come equiped with handles.
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