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Dear New York,
So, there's this thing called GLOBAL WARMING. Apparently you only get the memo in the summer, and while 110+ degree temperatures are fun, it'd be nice if you'd let it slink in a bit in the winter too. Walking to work in single digits, or hey, negative digits, is a blast and everything but I'm a person, and hypothermia sucks I've heard.
Dear Sun,
If you're gonna be an asshole and shine through my window first thing in the morning, at least have the common decency to raise the temperature a little. Jerk.
Dear Wind,
My room his DRAFTY, so could you PLEASE blow from another direction so you're not bleeding all the warmth from my room every night? Thanks.
Dear Wegmans,
Dear god, THANK YOU FOR SELLING YOUR VALENTINE'S CANDY FOR RETARDEDLY CHEAP PRICES! ESPECIALLY WHEN HALF OF IT IS DARK CHOCOLATE!
Dear Friendslist,
I LOVE YOU!
So, there's this thing called GLOBAL WARMING. Apparently you only get the memo in the summer, and while 110+ degree temperatures are fun, it'd be nice if you'd let it slink in a bit in the winter too. Walking to work in single digits, or hey, negative digits, is a blast and everything but I'm a person, and hypothermia sucks I've heard.
Dear Sun,
If you're gonna be an asshole and shine through my window first thing in the morning, at least have the common decency to raise the temperature a little. Jerk.
Dear Wind,
My room his DRAFTY, so could you PLEASE blow from another direction so you're not bleeding all the warmth from my room every night? Thanks.
Dear Wegmans,
Dear god, THANK YOU FOR SELLING YOUR VALENTINE'S CANDY FOR RETARDEDLY CHEAP PRICES! ESPECIALLY WHEN HALF OF IT IS DARK CHOCOLATE!
Dear Friendslist,
I LOVE YOU!