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GUYS, GUYS I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE
THERE WAS A MUTANT GODDAMN SPIDER IN MY ROOM
NOT ONLY WAS IT FUCKING GIGANTIC BUT IT HAD WHITE GROWTHS ON IT'S BACK WHICH COULD EITHER MEAN EGG SACS OR THAT IT WAS A FUCKING RADIOACTIVE MUTANT KILLER ARACHNID
NEITHER IS A GOOD THING
GUYS I HAD TO GO GET THE VACUUM AFTER METAL-GEARING AROUND IT SO I COULD SUCK IT UP THE FUCKING VACUUM AND THEN HOLD THE HOSE TO THE FLOOR TO KEEP THE SUCTION TO MAKE SURE IT WENT THROUGH AND HOPEFULLY SUFFOCATED
AND IT WAS FAST
AND NOW THE VACUUM IS IN THE OTHER ROOM AND I SPRAYED SOME SPOTS IN MY ROOM BUT I DUNNO MAYBE IT WILL ESCAPE OR EXPLODE INTO BABY SPIDERS AND THEY'LL BE EVERYWHERE
MAYBE THERE'S A NEST IN MY ROOM GUYS I'M TERRIFIED NOW WHAT DO I DO I CAN'T LOOK FOR A NEST BECAUSE I'LL HAVE A PANIC ATTACK FIRST AND IF I FIND ANYTHING I WILL KILL MYSELF I HAD A GODDAMN PANIC ATTACK AFTER I SUCKED IT UP MY THROAT ACTUALLY HURTS AND I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY NOISE WHAT THE HELL
HELP
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT EVEN THOUGH MY BRAIN TELLS ME THAT LOGICALLY THAT WAS PROBABLY THE BIG MOTHER SPIDER SO THERE SHOULDN'T ME MORE OF IT
JESUS CHRIST WHAT IF THERE ARE MORE GUYS WHAT IF IT REPLICATES
I WON'T KNOW UNTIL TOMORROW IF THE VACUUM STARTS SWARMING WITH BABY DEATH SPIDERS
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT THING CAME FROM SO I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO SPRAY REALLY OR TO LOOK (OR REALLY TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE LOOK) I'M GOING OUT OF MY DAMN MIND HOW AM I GONNA SLEEP THE THING'S FUCKING BODY WAS THE SIZE OF A GODDAMN NICKEL
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THERE WAS A MUTANT GODDAMN SPIDER IN MY ROOM
NOT ONLY WAS IT FUCKING GIGANTIC BUT IT HAD WHITE GROWTHS ON IT'S BACK WHICH COULD EITHER MEAN EGG SACS OR THAT IT WAS A FUCKING RADIOACTIVE MUTANT KILLER ARACHNID
NEITHER IS A GOOD THING
GUYS I HAD TO GO GET THE VACUUM AFTER METAL-GEARING AROUND IT SO I COULD SUCK IT UP THE FUCKING VACUUM AND THEN HOLD THE HOSE TO THE FLOOR TO KEEP THE SUCTION TO MAKE SURE IT WENT THROUGH AND HOPEFULLY SUFFOCATED
AND IT WAS FAST
AND NOW THE VACUUM IS IN THE OTHER ROOM AND I SPRAYED SOME SPOTS IN MY ROOM BUT I DUNNO MAYBE IT WILL ESCAPE OR EXPLODE INTO BABY SPIDERS AND THEY'LL BE EVERYWHERE
MAYBE THERE'S A NEST IN MY ROOM GUYS I'M TERRIFIED NOW WHAT DO I DO I CAN'T LOOK FOR A NEST BECAUSE I'LL HAVE A PANIC ATTACK FIRST AND IF I FIND ANYTHING I WILL KILL MYSELF I HAD A GODDAMN PANIC ATTACK AFTER I SUCKED IT UP MY THROAT ACTUALLY HURTS AND I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY NOISE WHAT THE HELL
HELP
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT EVEN THOUGH MY BRAIN TELLS ME THAT LOGICALLY THAT WAS PROBABLY THE BIG MOTHER SPIDER SO THERE SHOULDN'T ME MORE OF IT
JESUS CHRIST WHAT IF THERE ARE MORE GUYS WHAT IF IT REPLICATES
I WON'T KNOW UNTIL TOMORROW IF THE VACUUM STARTS SWARMING WITH BABY DEATH SPIDERS
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT THING CAME FROM SO I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO SPRAY REALLY OR TO LOOK (OR REALLY TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE LOOK) I'M GOING OUT OF MY DAMN MIND HOW AM I GONNA SLEEP THE THING'S FUCKING BODY WAS THE SIZE OF A GODDAMN NICKEL
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