THE MELANCHOLY OF SQUALL AND LAGUNA (a play in three acts)

[shouldbonabeach]

ACT I (THE REVEAL)

Squall: :|
Laguna: :)
Squall: ...
Laguna: :D
Squall: :|
Laguna: :)?

ACT II (THE LADIES)

Quistis: ...?
Laguna: <3!
Squall: >:|
Laguna: :D?
Squall: >:|
Rinoa: :D
Squall: ...:\

ACT III (EVERYONE ELSE)

Zell: SUGAR!
Selphie: (you did it wrong!)
Edea: :)
Seifer: >:)
Cid: :O )) <--his chins.

ONLY YOU CAN CONTINUE THE SAGA.

By drakonlily:

ACT IV (THE CROSSDRESSING)

Kiros: :3
Fujin: ??
Kiros: >3
Fujin: !!
Zell: ...

By siva630:

ACT V: The Confrontation
Squall: !
Seifer: ?
Squall: &*£@
Seifer: >:|
Squall: >=o
Seifer: >:O
Rinoa: ;o;
Raijin: C====================D
Zell: 8D

By churched (also uncredited for Act III):

Act VI: The Cheese Stands Alone!

Nida: :D!
Squall: ?
Nida: ^__^
Squall: ...
Nida: \o/
...
Nida: ?
...
Nida: D':

By katmillia:

ACT VII: SURPRISE BUTTSECHS

Squall and Seifer: (>^_(>0_o)>

By chesswithdeath:

Act VIII: The Rest is Silence
Squall: ...
Crono: ...
Serge: ...
Link: ...
Squall: ...whatever.