Ficlet: But it Hurts (Lita/None, G, 1/1)
Title: But it Hurts
Author: Kori
Disclaimer: Not mine
Spoilers: Nope
Rating: G
Characters/Pairing: Lita, Trish, Dawn, Chris, Christian & Edge.
Summary: Maybe next time they would learn their lesson..
Spring Theme: Challenge 1 - Take it like a man
Notes: yeah, nothing to say really
Lita has been to Tampa numerous times, enough to know the best time to leave Atlanta so she's not caught in terrible traffic and enough to know that she can afford to pack light. In fact, she knows how to navigate through the Florida city as if it were her home city. And thanks to her frequent visits, she knows things that most locals would know; including where to find the best vegetarian food and the best beaches to see.
In short, she's visited the area enough to sometimes call it her second home.. if not one of a few, homes away from home.
Recently, she was also talked in to going canoing on the Hillsborough river, after much persistent pestering anyway. Despite her initial fears, the canoe never tipped , but they did end up rather close to a sleeping alligator. Still, that aside, it wasn't enough to deter the redhead from wanting to try kayaking next. The only regret she did have from the canoe trip was running out of film and having to deal with three badly sunburned blond Canadians the next day.
But, even their bellyaching and whining was almost worth putting up with and maybe next time they would learn their lesson..
“Enough!” Dawn Marie all but snapped, a warning glare directed between Edge and Chris. “Lita, Trish and I tried to warn the three of you before we left, but did any of you listen? Of course not.”
“Dawn's right,” Trish pointed out, hands on her hips as she addressed the three males, “maybe if you had actually paid more attention to that then trying to tip over canoes..”
“But..” Chris Jericho began, looking as though someone had just kicked his puppy, held out his sunburned hands. “It hurts.”
Lita shook her head, making her way into the kitchen, “you're probably just upset because you can't insult people on Twitter.”
“No, it hurts,” Edge whined next, the man's shoulders red,“it hurts a lot. Brutally, even.”
Dawn rolled her eyes at them, “I don't see Christian complaining.”
Chris couldn't help but smirk, “that's because he has sunburned lips.”
Christian, who did in fact have a cold compress pressed to his mouth, gave the older blond man a one fingered salute.
“Still,” Lita replied from her spot at the sink, preparing a few more quick cold compresses. “The two of you need to stop whining. Take it like a man.”
Edge and Chris sulked, but knew when they were beat.. or at least knew when to shut up.. the three women taking further preventative measures by separating the bickering three. While their sunburns weren't nearly as bad as they claimed, the three former divas knew full well that leaving the three blond men alone would only cause further trouble.
Author: Kori
Disclaimer: Not mine
Spoilers: Nope
Rating: G
Characters/Pairing: Lita, Trish, Dawn, Chris, Christian & Edge.
Summary: Maybe next time they would learn their lesson..
Spring Theme: Challenge 1 - Take it like a man
Notes: yeah, nothing to say really
Lita has been to Tampa numerous times, enough to know the best time to leave Atlanta so she's not caught in terrible traffic and enough to know that she can afford to pack light. In fact, she knows how to navigate through the Florida city as if it were her home city. And thanks to her frequent visits, she knows things that most locals would know; including where to find the best vegetarian food and the best beaches to see.
In short, she's visited the area enough to sometimes call it her second home.. if not one of a few, homes away from home.
Recently, she was also talked in to going canoing on the Hillsborough river, after much persistent pestering anyway. Despite her initial fears, the canoe never tipped , but they did end up rather close to a sleeping alligator. Still, that aside, it wasn't enough to deter the redhead from wanting to try kayaking next. The only regret she did have from the canoe trip was running out of film and having to deal with three badly sunburned blond Canadians the next day.
But, even their bellyaching and whining was almost worth putting up with and maybe next time they would learn their lesson..
“Enough!” Dawn Marie all but snapped, a warning glare directed between Edge and Chris. “Lita, Trish and I tried to warn the three of you before we left, but did any of you listen? Of course not.”
“Dawn's right,” Trish pointed out, hands on her hips as she addressed the three males, “maybe if you had actually paid more attention to that then trying to tip over canoes..”
“But..” Chris Jericho began, looking as though someone had just kicked his puppy, held out his sunburned hands. “It hurts.”
Lita shook her head, making her way into the kitchen, “you're probably just upset because you can't insult people on Twitter.”
“No, it hurts,” Edge whined next, the man's shoulders red,“it hurts a lot. Brutally, even.”
Dawn rolled her eyes at them, “I don't see Christian complaining.”
Chris couldn't help but smirk, “that's because he has sunburned lips.”
Christian, who did in fact have a cold compress pressed to his mouth, gave the older blond man a one fingered salute.
“Still,” Lita replied from her spot at the sink, preparing a few more quick cold compresses. “The two of you need to stop whining. Take it like a man.”
Edge and Chris sulked, but knew when they were beat.. or at least knew when to shut up.. the three women taking further preventative measures by separating the bickering three. While their sunburns weren't nearly as bad as they claimed, the three former divas knew full well that leaving the three blond men alone would only cause further trouble.