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[lunateelf]

[ The first thing Daiyousei notices when she wakes up in the morning is that she's not where she's supposed to be--something that distresses her very, very much. It's only after she's jolted up and toppled out of bed with a shriek that she notices her lack of wings, which only serves to fuel her panic further. From there, it doesn't take long for

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[funkinmylab]

[Mao has no need to go to school. He was an Honor Student, after all. And once he spots Daiyousei, he start to cackle as he walks over and looms right over her with an ominous shadow.]

Well, well, well... What do we have here?

[lunateelf]

[ THIS FACE FOREVER ]

[funkinmylab]

[THIS FACE WITH DROOL]

Haah... Haah... That scent of despair...! Those ever-flowing tears...! You must be a newbie in Mayfield!

[lunateelf]

...

[ She nods tentatively. ]

[funkinmylab]

Hm? Are you one of those characters who don't speak?

[lunateelf]

...

...

[ nod ]

[funkinmylab]

Hm. It must be because of some awkward game mechanic. Perhaps I could install a voice box into your throat.

[lunateelf]

[ CLUTCHES HER THROAT AND STARTS CRYING AGAIN Mao you are a monster ]

[funkinmylab]

[Correction: I AM A DEMON]

Hah? What's your problem? It was only a suggestion.

[lunateelf]

[ STANDS UP AND PUNCHES YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH ALL HER LITTLE GIRL FURY (or at least tries) before running off to go cry inside her house ]

[funkinmylab]

--!?!? [HOLDING HIS MOUTH WAS I JUST NAILED BY A LITTLE GIRL.]

[... also you know we are neighbors]

[lunateelf]

[ SLAMMING THE DOOR SHUT ]

[ also, you're friends with my bffl. ]

[funkinmylab]

[Okay, so. I can either go grab my sword, cut you down and go through icicle rape again or I can show my compassionate side and try to make friends.]

[Let's go with two. Going over to knock on the door and resisting the urge to scream]

[lunateelf]

[ She cracks the door open just enough to peek out. It's not opening any further than that unless you give her a damn good reason. ]

[funkinmylab]

[... Give him five minutes.]

[TIMESKIP TO AFTER FIVE MINUTES.]

... I-I was joking. I wasn't planning on doing that! [which is a lie, but-]

[lunateelf]

[ She waits patiently. In that five minute's time, she manages to calm down enough to stop crying, too. ]

[ When he finally stammers out that he wasn't being serious, she opens the door further, setting her hands on her hips and pouting at him, as if to admonish him for the unfuniness of his joke. ]