MOAR of the deadly Kate+Lotte combo
Completely posted without permission of kateg123, I promise.
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:04:53)
OH MY FACE BURNS
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:04:53)
my computer has a virus D:
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:04:56)
:O
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:05:02)
OH WOW, complainers much :P XD
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:05:06)
why's ur face burning?
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:09)
well
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:15)
I have this anti cold stuff
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:22)
that your supposed to rub on chest and neck etc
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:30)
and I think you're not supposed to rub it on your face
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:39)
...but I did it anyway
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:05:41)
OH U DIDNT
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:05:46)
*facepalms for you*
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:55)
WELL YEAH IT FEELS LIKE MY FACE IS DROOPING AND MELTING
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:59)
it feels gross
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:06:04)
so I wanted to be able to breathe
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:06:10)
and it was only a bit ;___;
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:07:14)
OMG
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:07:21)
I BET YOU'RE LIKE THOSE PPL IN HOW
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:07:29)
(house of wax)
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:07:29)
have you seen it?
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:07:29)
IT HAS JARED
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:07:34)
YES I'VE SEEN IT
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:07:43)
LOL DID YOU JUST COMPARE ME TO THE DUDE WHO HAS ONLY HALF A FACE LEFT?
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:14:48)
also, a lady like myself doesn't normally think about these things, but this being *~*Jared*~*... holy crap his bulge is nearly scaring me. Cn rumors of the epic Padawang
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:14:49)
a
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:14:50)
argh
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:14:57)
-actually be true?
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:15:50)
sldaksl
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:15:51)
wait
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:15:53)
what are you talking about?
(...)
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:16:16)
the gif
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:16:26)
oh right
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:16:31)
you can't see anything in that gif!
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:16:34)
brb
(...)
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:24:57)
I'm braving the 9281038 popups I'll get for this *nods*
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:25:22)
aww, that's very brave of you
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:27:40)
exhibit A
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:27:40)
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o151/kate-g123/bannspn04bylittlepaperswan.png
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:27:46)
exhibit B
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:27:47)
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o151/kate-g123/16iier8.jpg
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:27:55)
exhibit C
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:27:57)
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o151/kate-g123/000pra5k.jpg
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:28:03)
and there you have it1
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:12)
DDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:24)
it's like suddenly discovering the Loch Ness monster is real
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:28:25)
whut
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:28:30)
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:28:38)
but also sort of awe-inspiring y/n?
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:38)
holy crap
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:44)
I've heard tales of the Padawang
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:28:47)
I mean, it makes me think of Jensen in a totally different light
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:49)
but I've never believed them to be true
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:51)
xDDD
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:28:51)
having to take THAT up the ass every night
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:54)
Jensen is a champion
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:29:00)
Trufax
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:29:01)
he wasn't always bowlegged
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:29:02)
He should get a medal
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:29:06)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:29:09)
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:29:20)
oh my god DDDD: just...
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:29:32)
No wonder he's always grinning
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:29:35)
Jared, I mean
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:29:56)
Imagine him just sitting there, thinking: "No matter what, I still have the biggest wang in the room."
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:30:24)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA true! That's why he can wear all that pink
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:30:32)
!!!
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:30:43)
we are so finally figuring out the mystery that is the JPad
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:30:45)
:'D
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:30:58)
This excites me greatly
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:31:06)
*saves convo for future reference*
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:31:08)
(Y)
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:31:12)
I know right
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:31:17)
If we ever meet him
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:31:26)
we can tell him: "OMG WE TOTALLY *~*KNOW*~* YOU"
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:32:11)
YES, and he shall make us his best friends for we truly are the only ones who understand his everyday battle with his Padawang
__
So I failed NaNo AGAIN, GOD, lalala, and I know this girl who managed to not only finish a 60K+ story in a week and a half but wrote a second, 50K story in the two and a half weeks remaining. I HATE HER.
So, my plan for next year's NaNo was to do a Twilight-done-right story. A vampire romance which would be more believable, perhaps. It kind of evolved into its own thing and I may or may not write it sooner because I kind of like it.
So the idea is that in this universe, the existance of vampires is common knowledge, but they are being hunted down and locked up in heavily guarded reserves, because duh they're dangerous but they're also still human so killing them is against the law.
It goes as far that people have to undergo regular (bi-annual?) checks to confirm their non-vampiness. My protagonist will be a regular girl with a regular boyfriend who accidentally finds out there are undercover vampires at her school. Of course there are people out there helping vamps, getting them fang removal surgery or something (think of the Supernatural retractable fangs that aren't always visible) and underground blood donations for vampires.
So, she finds out, and the vamps of course want to discreetly take her out. She, however, is a pretty decent human being. Emphasis on vampires being the perfect predators, able to seduce their victims and stuff, so she's swayed by some vampire mojo. The vamps decide to keep a close eye on her, she falls in love with one of them, it's all very viva la revolucion, breaks up with boyfriend, boyfriend pissed, finds out she's a fangfucker, wants to expose the vampires, but...? I'm making this all up as I go along, if you hadn't noticed. For now this is a place to store my plotbunny.
Anyway, I need to work that out. In the end she can't stay with Vamp, because she doesn't know if his feelings for her are real or if he just seduced her with his predatorness because he wants to kill her, deep down. Also, he turns out to be obsessive and controlling and stuff, tie that in to his vampiness somehow. She ends up with someone else, the "jacob/christopher" of the story."
On another note, I have no idea why I am so fixated on Twilight. With most bad books I read I just put them down halfway, or read them for the lulz and never think of them again.
I read Twilight for the lulz, and to see whether it was actually as ridiculous as the summaries made the books out to be.
It was as bad.
That would have been fine.
However, I am disturbed by the hordes of people thinking that this is actually a good book. I have students in my Literature class who think it's a good book! (I want to headdesk when I read that on their StudiVZ profiles).
The thing that disturbs me more is girls actually thinking that this co-dependant, obsessive, manipulative, abusive relationship is romantic. The book just carries out all this wrong ideas.
Now normally I don't care about that, but I do get squicked when wrong ideas affect people that much.
To end on a more positive thing:
This fic is a work of art and everyone should read it.
I cried (with laughter).
Maybe I'll do a rec post again soon.
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:04:53)
OH MY FACE BURNS
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:04:53)
my computer has a virus D:
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:04:56)
:O
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:05:02)
OH WOW, complainers much :P XD
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:05:06)
why's ur face burning?
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:09)
well
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:15)
I have this anti cold stuff
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:22)
that your supposed to rub on chest and neck etc
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:30)
and I think you're not supposed to rub it on your face
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:39)
...but I did it anyway
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:05:41)
OH U DIDNT
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:05:46)
*facepalms for you*
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:55)
WELL YEAH IT FEELS LIKE MY FACE IS DROOPING AND MELTING
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:05:59)
it feels gross
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:06:04)
so I wanted to be able to breathe
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:06:10)
and it was only a bit ;___;
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:07:14)
OMG
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:07:21)
I BET YOU'RE LIKE THOSE PPL IN HOW
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:07:29)
(house of wax)
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:07:29)
have you seen it?
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:07:29)
IT HAS JARED
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:07:34)
YES I'VE SEEN IT
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:07:43)
LOL DID YOU JUST COMPARE ME TO THE DUDE WHO HAS ONLY HALF A FACE LEFT?
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:14:48)
also, a lady like myself doesn't normally think about these things, but this being *~*Jared*~*... holy crap his bulge is nearly scaring me. Cn rumors of the epic Padawang
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:14:49)
a
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:14:50)
argh
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:14:57)
-actually be true?
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:15:50)
sldaksl
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:15:51)
wait
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:15:53)
what are you talking about?
(...)
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:16:16)
the gif
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:16:26)
oh right
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:16:31)
you can't see anything in that gif!
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:16:34)
brb
(...)
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:24:57)
I'm braving the 9281038 popups I'll get for this *nods*
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:25:22)
aww, that's very brave of you
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:27:40)
exhibit A
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:27:40)
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o151/kate-g123/bannspn04bylittlepaperswan.png
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:27:46)
exhibit B
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:27:47)
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o151/kate-g123/16iier8.jpg
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:27:55)
exhibit C
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:27:57)
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o151/kate-g123/000pra5k.jpg
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:28:03)
and there you have it1
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:12)
DDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:24)
it's like suddenly discovering the Loch Ness monster is real
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:28:25)
whut
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:28:30)
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:28:38)
but also sort of awe-inspiring y/n?
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:38)
holy crap
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:44)
I've heard tales of the Padawang
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:28:47)
I mean, it makes me think of Jensen in a totally different light
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:49)
but I've never believed them to be true
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:51)
xDDD
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:28:51)
having to take THAT up the ass every night
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:28:54)
Jensen is a champion
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:29:00)
Trufax
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:29:01)
he wasn't always bowlegged
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:29:02)
He should get a medal
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:29:06)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:29:09)
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:29:20)
oh my god DDDD: just...
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:29:32)
No wonder he's always grinning
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:29:35)
Jared, I mean
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:29:56)
Imagine him just sitting there, thinking: "No matter what, I still have the biggest wang in the room."
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:30:24)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA true! That's why he can wear all that pink
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:30:32)
!!!
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:30:43)
we are so finally figuring out the mystery that is the JPad
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:30:45)
:'D
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:30:58)
This excites me greatly
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:31:06)
*saves convo for future reference*
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:31:08)
(Y)
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:31:12)
I know right
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:31:17)
If we ever meet him
Lotte. .x. [hatsjoe] zegt: (23:31:26)
we can tell him: "OMG WE TOTALLY *~*KNOW*~* YOU"
-- K a t e -- zegt: (23:32:11)
YES, and he shall make us his best friends for we truly are the only ones who understand his everyday battle with his Padawang
__
So I failed NaNo AGAIN, GOD, lalala, and I know this girl who managed to not only finish a 60K+ story in a week and a half but wrote a second, 50K story in the two and a half weeks remaining. I HATE HER.
So, my plan for next year's NaNo was to do a Twilight-done-right story. A vampire romance which would be more believable, perhaps. It kind of evolved into its own thing and I may or may not write it sooner because I kind of like it.
So the idea is that in this universe, the existance of vampires is common knowledge, but they are being hunted down and locked up in heavily guarded reserves, because duh they're dangerous but they're also still human so killing them is against the law.
It goes as far that people have to undergo regular (bi-annual?) checks to confirm their non-vampiness. My protagonist will be a regular girl with a regular boyfriend who accidentally finds out there are undercover vampires at her school. Of course there are people out there helping vamps, getting them fang removal surgery or something (think of the Supernatural retractable fangs that aren't always visible) and underground blood donations for vampires.
So, she finds out, and the vamps of course want to discreetly take her out. She, however, is a pretty decent human being. Emphasis on vampires being the perfect predators, able to seduce their victims and stuff, so she's swayed by some vampire mojo. The vamps decide to keep a close eye on her, she falls in love with one of them, it's all very viva la revolucion, breaks up with boyfriend, boyfriend pissed, finds out she's a fangfucker, wants to expose the vampires, but...? I'm making this all up as I go along, if you hadn't noticed. For now this is a place to store my plotbunny.
Anyway, I need to work that out. In the end she can't stay with Vamp, because she doesn't know if his feelings for her are real or if he just seduced her with his predatorness because he wants to kill her, deep down. Also, he turns out to be obsessive and controlling and stuff, tie that in to his vampiness somehow. She ends up with someone else, the "jacob/christopher" of the story."
On another note, I have no idea why I am so fixated on Twilight. With most bad books I read I just put them down halfway, or read them for the lulz and never think of them again.
I read Twilight for the lulz, and to see whether it was actually as ridiculous as the summaries made the books out to be.
It was as bad.
That would have been fine.
However, I am disturbed by the hordes of people thinking that this is actually a good book. I have students in my Literature class who think it's a good book! (I want to headdesk when I read that on their StudiVZ profiles).
The thing that disturbs me more is girls actually thinking that this co-dependant, obsessive, manipulative, abusive relationship is romantic. The book just carries out all this wrong ideas.
Now normally I don't care about that, but I do get squicked when wrong ideas affect people that much.
To end on a more positive thing:
This fic is a work of art and everyone should read it.
I cried (with laughter).
Maybe I'll do a rec post again soon.