You don't know your classics omg D: I assume you know about the Oedipus-complex? Well, Iokaste was his mom, so women lusting after their sons have a Iokaste-complex. There's also the Electra-complex, aaaand I don't know what fathers lusting after daugters are called. What do you mean I learned a lot about the classics in school?
Everybody should lust after Sam, if they aren't doing it already. A while ago me and stopwatchplz had the theory that Jared was actually a gift of goodwill sent by aliens.
I know about Oedipus and Electra, just didn't know Iokaste was the name of his mum. :P
That's erm...an interesting idea...I suppose, I'd rather just imagine that Jared is here to grace us all with his incredible hotness out of the kindness of his heart.
I WAS Iokaste no 4 once, in a play we did in theatre school. I was also the Oracle (which was fun because I could be an evil bitch without consequences) aaand I was Polyneikes, Oedipus' son. And I totally had a bitchin' dance-off fight thing with my best friend who played Eteokles, the other son.
Noooo it was a great idea! He came from Jaredplanet, where everyone was Jared. And then the aliens would come down and give a Jared to everyone and everyone would live happily ever after with their own Jared. And on Jaredplanet the currency was Kittens and Gay Men (that idea is completely stopwatch_plz).
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING I WANT TO GO LIVE IN JAREDLAND AND FROLIC IN THE FIELDS WITH LITTLE JAREDKIDS AND LICK JARED FLAVOURED ICE CREAM OFF MULTIPLE JAREDS.
And possibly pregnant.
Have you shared towels with any boys recently YOU SLUTBAG ♥
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Congrats on your Mary-ness, take care not to get burned up on ceilings (Lol jesus!Sam) ♥
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Probably that's the REAL reason why Mary was toasted on the ceiling. It was an act of mercy of the demon so that she would not lust after her son.
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Yes, because srsly, who COULDN'T lust after Sam? He is just too yummy for his own good
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I assume you know about the Oedipus-complex? Well, Iokaste was his mom, so women lusting after their sons have a Iokaste-complex.
There's also the Electra-complex, aaaand I don't know what fathers lusting after daugters are called.
What do you mean I learned a lot about the classics in school?
Everybody should lust after Sam, if they aren't doing it already. A while ago me and stopwatchplz had the theory that Jared was actually a gift of goodwill sent by aliens.
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I know about Oedipus and Electra, just didn't know Iokaste was the name of his mum. :P
That's erm...an interesting idea...I suppose, I'd rather just imagine that Jared is here to grace us all with his incredible hotness out of the kindness of his heart.
And also to get naked.
A lot.
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I WAS Iokaste no 4 once, in a play we did in theatre school. I was also the Oracle (which was fun because I could be an evil bitch without consequences) aaand I was Polyneikes, Oedipus' son. And I totally had a bitchin' dance-off fight thing with my best friend who played Eteokles, the other son.
Noooo it was a great idea! He came from Jaredplanet, where everyone was Jared. And then the aliens would come down and give a Jared to everyone and everyone would live happily ever after with their own Jared. And on Jaredplanet the currency was Kittens and Gay Men (that idea is completely stopwatch_plz).
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just know that I'm going with you
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