THIS IS A STAR TREK BLOG AGAIN
AHHHHHH MOVIE AHHHHHHH MOVIE AHHHHHH
AMAZEBALLS
JFC
[CRYING ABOUT IT]
UM SO KIRK YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL I KEPT GETTING DISTRACTED
UHURA YOU SO BAMF
CAROL MARCUS YOU LIVED!!! AND ALSO BAMF
SPOOOOOOOOOOOCK. BASICALLY
NOT ENOUGH BONES.
JFC BENNY YOU SO SCARY
EVERYONE IS SPACE MARRIED AND NOTHING HURTS
also i was lolzing so hard when they called old spock and were like, "so we totally just bffed this guy khan... was that a bad thing?"
ALSO ALSO ALSO
Dear JJ, here's the plot for numba three:
--MOTHERFUCKING TARSUS IV, BABY
--oh hayyy, my old friend Gary Marshall! Oh noes, he has evil powers. I have powers now (from KHAAAAAN,) am I evils?
--also: KLINGONS! BUT! don't start the war until the end of the movie, and then CLIFFIE! You know you like them cliffies, JJ.
--also: Kirk: BONES HELP I LIKE A GIRL I DONT WANT TO MESS IT UP Bones: CAN'T HELP, DISTRACTED BY PRETTY NURSE CHAPEL WHO WAS CONVENIENTLY MENTIONED IN THE LAST MOVIE (side note: SKIP THE WHITE BLONDE LADY AND MIX IT UP K THNX)--
--SIDE PLOT: PON FAAR AND UHURA GETS TO BATTLE
I HAD MORE STUFF BUT MOSTLY FEELS SOMEONE COME AND FEELS WITH ME
ETA: excuse to pimp Trek Stock? Excuse to pimp Trek Stock. CLICK THIS AND PLAY :D Also here for my team thing year, Team Squish!
ETA 2: Just realized all of my ot3s exist of- character who doesn't think they deserve love, character who is in a committed relationship and wants to be happy with they have, third party who just wants them to stop making sad faces at each other and is totally dtf. XD