Doctor Who Fic: Thanks for the Fish

[lunasky]

Title: Thanks for the Fish
Rating: R
Fandoms: Doctor Who / Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Why yes, I am going to hell for this)
Pairings: Jack/Nine/Rose
Word Count: ~5000
Summary: “A mattress? Your friendly locals are mattresses?”

A/N: Written for girlnorth's onebedficathon, and I'm only about 2 months late.*facepalm* Many thanks to the wonderful daera23 who said I wasn'

Comments

[daera23]

Before meeting up with the Doctor, she never would have thought the sight of two men kissing would do it for her, but it was like a frame shift suddenly occurring in her head. Life was more than the norms she’d lived with all her life but this here and now was true living; the raw power behind Jack’s passion, the Doctor’s missteps and forgotten movements, all coming together.

frame shifts are a delicious, delicious thing!

*Love*

[lunasky]

Thanks babe. Without you, this would have withered away on my hard drive. :)

[diannelamerc]

Time stretched on, with the Doctor patiently waiting-still grinning of course, and Jack poking around in the reeds. The sun didn’t seem to mind the silence, since it crawled along the sky just the same.

Rose sulked. The Doctor grinned. Jack poked around.

Then a mattress came up behind Jack and poked him in the ass.

...and I died laughing.

Love this! Sexy, funny, hot, surreal, perfect. Love this so very, very much...

[lunasky]

Thanks! I'm glad it didn't come across as too ridiculus. :)

[akasha_lilian]

Very cute! =)))

[lunasky]

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[gwynevere1]

One would think that with all the planets and evil in the universe, they were bound to run into a situation that required them to have sex in order to save the day. Or maybe some aliens with super-telepathic powers that would control their minds and force them to have sex. Or a planet with an atmosphere that instantly eroded away all their clothes and made them have wild sex on a deserted beach.

I think I've seen all these scenarios in other fics, attempting to get this OT3 in bed.

Overall, this was really cute. Although, I think the NC-17 rating is a bit harsh, considering they never actually get around to doing anything. However, I can understand why you would want to be cautious.

[lunasky]

Thanks. You're right about the rating I think. I'm going to change it to just an R.

[fenriss]

Wow. If someone had told me 15 years ago that I'd be eagerly devouring a porny crossover involving the Doctor and Zem the swamp mattress, I never would have believed it. Thanks for a most enjoyable mind-fuck!

[lunasky]

My pleasure. I'm always happy to mess with the natural order of things. :)