I love you David Spade
I was watched his new show on Comedy Central and he went OFF on Gwenyth Paltron. And you know what, he's RIGHT. She was all bitching because "wah I work 14 hours a day, it's hard to be a mommy." You know what, don't bitch, you can EASILY retire if it's soooo hard. There are thousands of women who work their asses off, not playing pretend, and still don't get to see their kids a lot or can even AFFORD a babysitter. Here's some clips of what he said:
"His worst, however, was reserved for Gwyneth Paltrow (wife of Coldplay's front man, Chris Martin, and mother of Apple), whom he giddily savaged in a three-minute harangue. "Gwyneth, years ago you told Harper's Bazaar that you always somehow knew you were destined to be famous," Mr. Spade said. "It takes a real Magic 8-Ball to guess that when your mom is a famous actress and your dad is a big director and the man you call uncle Mortie is Steven Spielberg, you might have a shot at landing a part."
Unfortunately for Ms. Paltrow, Mr. Spade was just getting started. "Of course, your big moment came in 1998 when you won an Oscar for 'Shakespeare in Love,' which made Marisa Tomei's award for 'My Cousin Vinny' seem legit."
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"His worst, however, was reserved for Gwyneth Paltrow (wife of Coldplay's front man, Chris Martin, and mother of Apple), whom he giddily savaged in a three-minute harangue. "Gwyneth, years ago you told Harper's Bazaar that you always somehow knew you were destined to be famous," Mr. Spade said. "It takes a real Magic 8-Ball to guess that when your mom is a famous actress and your dad is a big director and the man you call uncle Mortie is Steven Spielberg, you might have a shot at landing a part."
Unfortunately for Ms. Paltrow, Mr. Spade was just getting started. "Of course, your big moment came in 1998 when you won an Oscar for 'Shakespeare in Love,' which made Marisa Tomei's award for 'My Cousin Vinny' seem legit."
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