NEW FIC: Nura Gumi Leader's Secret Collectrion! (R-M; Rihan/Rikuo)
Nura Gumi Leader's Secret Collection
Fandom: Nurarihyon no Mago
Rating: R-M (for strong implication of sexual theme)
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Mostly Rihan/Rikuo (with addition of everyone/Rikuo)
Summary: Rihan's stash of Rikuo's 'wonderful' moments. A child can be totally erotic even though the child doesn't realize it… to Rihan's utter joy and horror.
Disclaimer: Nuramago belongs to Shiibashi-sensei
Warning: AU, strong implication of yaoi-incest, excessive humor bordering into oOC-ness, possible grammar and spelling mistakes, lots of innuendos and provocative scenes that can be taken the wrong way~
A/N: Random idea that wormed its way into my head when I'm stuck at making Girl's Speculation! latest chapter… Give it a try. If many like it, I may turn it into series *lol*
Child's Obliviousness, Parent's Joy… or Not?
It was a fine day in Nura Gumi.
Rihan, Nura Gumi's Nidaime, a gorgeous Hanyo with clear enticing golden eyes and long flowing black hair, was relaxing in the tea room while sipping a cup of tea.
Little Rikuo, Rihan's one and only son, was playing with a box of ice candy which Tsurara, the Snow Maiden, had given him some times ago to distract the child long enough not to pull a prank on the other youkai while they were working.
Wakana, the Nidaime's wife, as well as the mother of Rikuo, was reading a book nearby, letting her baby boy play around and her husband relax for the day after working so hard for the family.
Rihan's peaceful moment, though, was slightly disturbed when Rikuo took one of the long ice candies from the box and started to un-warp the treat. The rustling sound of plastic being removed was enough to distract the Nidaime from his fleeting thought and to gain his full attention.
"Rikuo, if you eat candy now, you'll get hyper all night long and won't be able to sleep tonight," Nidaime reminded. Too much sugar for a kid wasn't good for his health. Moreover, it would ruin the child's appetite.
"Eeh, but I want to… just this one, please…?" Rikuo pouted slightly and threw him a thrown out puppy expression that could melt even the coldest ice of Antarctica.
Rihan was totally lost as Wakana chuckled. "Let him be, Dear. Just this once," she put her husband out of misery by agreeing to Rikuo's selfishness, so Nidaime didn't need to act stern towards the child that he loved and wanted to spoil so much.
Rihan sighed slightly. "Fine, just this time, Rikuo," he said, giving his consent while smiling ruefully.
"Yay! Thank you Daddy! Mommy! Love you~!" Rikuo cheered with a very bright and cute smile that suddenly urged Wakana to take a camera and to snap a picture of him. That's why the young mother closed her book and slipped out the room to do just that, leaving her baby boy and the father to watch over the said baby while she was gone.
Rihan, of course, being a good husband and father he was, watched over his cute chocolate-black haired boy who was grinning happily now, facing his ice candy.
Rihan smiled gently, looking at his very cute and endearing son. He felt he could stare at the adorable dark-honey eyed boy while the child was playing and eating his ice candy, except… he didn't expect that Rikuo would… lick the candy so enthusiastically like that.
Rihan blinked once as Rikuo licked the tip of the ice candy and then slowly ran down his tongue to the underside of the 'vanilla flavored' ice candy, wetting it thoroughly.
Rihan couldn't blink now as he stared at how Rikuo treated his ice candy. Now the adorable boy was kissing at the side of the leng-ice candy and then moved slowly upward until his mouth reached the blunt tip again. He then put the hea-tip into his mouth and started sucking.
The slurping noise which Rikuo created made Rihan gasp, suddenly feeling very weird that he had to slap his mouth shut when Rikuo tilted his head slightly aside, turning to face Rihan who was blushing furiously.
W-w-w-wha-!
The Nidaime panicked inwardly as he started to see something he didn't-couldn't have wanted to see. He meant… this was RIKUO for deity's sake! He was Rihan's son! His son! HIS FREAKING SON!
Rihan couldn't help glancing at the boy again when he noticed some of the melting ice candy drip onto Rikuo's chin. The boy frowned before he swept the rolling liquid with his fingers before he started to lick and suck at those fingers as well.
"Nnnh~ delicious~!" Rikuo exclaimed in a sigh, enjoying every last drop of the ice candy that now only remained half the size.
Rihan gulped slightly seeing the very erotic gesture Rikuo was showing him even though the child didn't exactly do that on purpose, but still…
"Daddy, why are you staring at me so seriously like that? You wanna some?" Rikuo giggled as he looked at Rihan who snapped from his 'crazy' train of thought and sputtered.
"W-what?" Rihan flushed again, feeling very conflicted and confused as Rikuo suddenly crawled onto him, half sized ice candy still in hand before he seated himself on Rihan's lap.
"Here, Daddy!" Rikuo grinned widely, offering the ice candy on his hand.
Rihan's face must have been very red because he felt very hot so suddenly. Maybe he needed to taste the ice candy to cool down his head. He took a deep breath before he bit at the tip of the remaining ice candy.
Unfortunately, the rest of the candy then cracked and fell from the stick to Rihan chin and neck. "Whoa!" he was surprised because it was quite cold.
"Aah! It's a waste~!" Rikuo pouted before he blinked and smiled. "Let me have the rest!" he then grinned at Rihan again before the child surged forward and started to lick Rihan on his neck.
"Ekh!" Rihan yelped, surprised, not expecting it at all.
"Don't move, daddy! The ice will stain your yukata!" Rikuo scolded the father with a pout before he continued licking him.
"W-wait… Ri-!" Rihan, unable to finish his line, went into spontaneous combustion as the kittenish licks on his neck moved upward to his chin and then to the corner of his lips.
Rikuo giggled happily as he licked Rihan's lips. "It's delicious, Daddy~!" he said with the most adorable look Rihan had ever seen in his life and…
Rihan had a nosebleed… a pretty bad one to boot, because the blood was dripping out of his nose like a waterfall.
"Waaah! Daddy! Are you okay?" Rikuo yelped in surprise at the sudden burst of blood from his father's nose.
Wakana chose the time to come back and entered the room, camera on her hand when she witnessed the devastation in the tea room. "Rihan?" and she widened her eyes in panic because her husband already passed out on his own pool of blood.
"W-what happened?" Wakana looked worried as she rushed to the fainting man on the tatami.
"I-I don't know…! Daddy must have been unable to stand the ice candy since he suddenly had a nosebleed after eating it!" Rikuo said earnestly.
"Eh?" Wakana raised her eyebrows in surprise before he looked down at Rihan's face which was still visibly flushing and he seemed to be in bliss for some reasons.
"Waaah! Daddy! I'm sorry!" Rikuo cried while shaking his father's body while the passing out Nidaime was mumbling something like 'Ah~ Rikuo~~~ so cute~~~!' or something on that line, but since his line was incoherent…
"Rihan…" Wakana's sweat dropped seeing her husband's ridiculous look… probably thinking how come he could have a nosebleed over his own son eating ice candy.
Really, that Rihan…
The End
A/N: *lol* I'm so sorry, Rihan… But, this is just very funny idea and it will be a crime not to write this down! XD Rihan is such a pervert! *lol again* So, what do you think? Is it worth reading? Should this be a series or should this be left as a one shot?
Well, I'll mark it complete for now. If I have a sudden inspiration to continue this story, I will write some more~ XD
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