Unexpected Champion
Rating: T/15+
Genre: Humor
Pairing: ZoLuSan, FrankLu (short of)
Topic: Champion(s)
Word-count: 300ish (maybe less)
Disclaimer: Odachi owns One Piece
Warning: stupidity, hilarity, and poor attempt to make it into shounen ai…^^;
Unexpected Champion
“This is absurd,” Nami commented as she saw once again their infamous Roronoa and Blackleg clashed at each other heatedly on the lawn-deck of Sunny.
“What’s their problem this time?” Usopp asked, sweat dropping.
“Apparently, swordsman-san and cook-san want to impress captain-san with their skills,” Robin said while smiling knowingly.
“Impress Luffy with skills? But theirs are incomparable. Sanji uses kick, Zoro uses sword. How can they compare them?” Nami set a ridiculous look.
“Oh, I don’t mean their fighting skills. That fight is just a race of who will get the first chance to enter captain-san’s chamber,” Robin said with a wink.
There was silence for a moment before Nami ans Usopp’s face went red in horrified looks.
“NOOOO! Luffyyy!” Usopp hurriedly ran to Luffy’s room in panicked look.
“Where’s Franky!? W-we have to set extra security in Luffy’s room!” Nami screeched in panicky as well as she ran around to look for the cyborg.
“Ah, but right now Franky is…,” Robin failed to finish her words as Nami and Usopp were already gone. “Ah well…, they better see it with their own eyes.” Robin shrugged and went on watering her garden.
Minutes later, a thunder stroke down on Sunny, followed by the scream and the screech of Nami and Usopp who apparently, found Franky in Luffy’s room, trying to impress him with his skills in bed.
“What was that?” Zoro and Sanji whose arms and legs still tangled on each other, stared at the smoke, dumbfounded.
“Someone just best you guys,” Robin giggled amusedly.
The End
A/N: Euh… not sure if this can be included in the prompt but honestly, I have a difficult time thinking about it. I hope it does sound ridiculous and hilarious because I want it that way… so… uhh… comment will be appreciated.