I love my mom....
My mom got drunk on wine last night. We had a LOONNNGGGG day. First I had class at 8:30am so she drove me there, then i had a doctors appointment, and we went dress shopping for my sisters wedding. I think i found something. Then we went to linens and things so we could get my sister registered for he wedding. So after we got home my mom takes the wine out and drinks 3 glasses of wine. By the way that quote of yesterday was "Mom's too drunk and I don't know any better". SO Randy woke my mom up last night to go to bed and i guess she jumped up on the bow window cill, which is kind of big because its a bow window. So she climbed onto the window cill as I said and bent her knees and said, "this is how you ski" When she told me that this morning I almost cracked up...Thank GOD she didn't try to ski out the window...That could be dangerous...