Dear Astronomers of the World,
What in the hell are you talking about? Pluto is totally a planet. Did Screech not teach us on Saved By the Bell to remember our planets and their order with the mnemonic device, MVEMJSUNP? Am I just supposed to forget about this? I cannot. You are shaking the whole foundation of my solar system here, people. Show some respect.
Sincerely,
Me.
P.S. I am going to chalk this henious plot up to part of Zod's rule on the planet Earth, though I am dubious that this occured after Lana Lang joined your ranks.