In Which Christianity is More Fun with Slash

Jul 27, 2007 23:11

Sometimes I really don't get Christianity (Catholicism in particular) and this sometimes leads to entertaining discussions with Hollie who knows slightly more about Catholicism than Meg.

Here is one such conversation:


Meg: Ansem Retort #329
Hollie: XD YES!
Meg: I thought you need to see that XD
Hollie: I now adore St. Andrew XD
Meg: AHAHAH <3 XD
Meg: wait, were the Apostyles also Saints?
Meg: I thought the two were different things >.>;
Hollie: the next one is pretty awesome too
Meg: I KNOW XD <3
Hollie: I'm pretty sure all the apostles (except maybe Judas) got sainted
Hollie: That's where we get St. Peter and St. Paul
Meg: huh...okay XD
Meg: I thought those were different, but WHATEVER XD
Meg: SILLY CATHOLOCISM XD
Hollie: they are
Hollie: Apostles are guys that brought the faith to new places
Hollie: though usually they refer to the guys that followed around after Jesus
Hollie: a lot of them were declared to be Saints (which is like a spiritual super-hero) later
Meg: fucked up, but okay XD
Hollie: how so?
Meg: well, my impression was Apostle = Super awesome to be, since, you know, the whole following Jesus around thing
Meg: and then Saint = Also super awesome
Meg: But the two were SEPERATE super awesomes
Meg: it's like...mixing superpowers
Hollie: nah, it's like being part of the Justice Leauge, and just bieng able to fly
Meg: you can only have so many super powers before you're just a fucking sue, since Superman's job is already taken (by Jesus in this case)
Hollie: Judas= Sue- that's why he got the bad rap
Meg: no no
Meg: Judas was the gay anti-hero
Meg: like Batman
Hollie: *snicker* Okay the, it was Paul
Meg: Okay, Paul as the Mary-Sue I'll buy XD
Hollie: he also wrote bitchy letters to the editor... or amI thinking of Peter? *thinks those two should have been screwing even if they never met*
Meg: no, Paul was the one who wrote the letters XD
Meg: I think
Meg: I don't remember what Peter did. But now I'll remember that he should have been screwing Paul
Hollie: XD THAT'S ALL I KNOW OF EITHER OF THEM XD
Meg: AHAHAHAH XD
Meg: "Your Soul on Slash: Reading the Bible with Fangirls."
Hollie: XD
Hollie: only if we get to have cosplaying nuns!
Meg: Well what's the bible without them!?

Well it entertains ME.

bible, corruption

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