Ok... everyone has to watch
this and read the comments.
Some of the more notable ones:
"If they think baby Pyramid head is scary, wait till they see his papa..."
"i can't believe nobody's made a "world of warcraft" reference yet! so, here i go:
clearly, he's a low-level rogue, and he was spotted trying to stealth in and crit on a backstab, or sap someone. run away, little rogue! run away!!"
"What? It's a Jawa. Obviously."
"Relax, it's just Matt Damon."
...and many more. I also enjoyed the Travelocity reference.