Jun 22, 2006 01:28
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.
"Just how many times DID they TASER you?" (Angela Knight "Master of Wolves" go the horror/smut!!!)
So anyhoo, long time no postage for me. Am still concerned with my python, she's not eaten anything since the 27th of March this year. Seems to have decided to sort of Brumate without my consent. Otherwise she appears fine. John and I have been watching the 4th season of "Family Guy" and "American Dad" this weekend. Both are awesome shows, but I think Family Guy is funnier. Just like with the Simpsons and Futurama. Futurama is SO MUCH FRICKIN FUNNIER AND BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zapf Brannigan for crying out loud!!!! VELOOOOOOOOOOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Errrmm...yes, that's my ranting done lol.
Hellfire was a little dull last friday night. Kept being annoyed by skeezy little french guy who wouldn't stop trying to get me to dance or go off with him, while I'm in the middle of dancing with my boyfriend! The nerve of some shmucks is unbelievable. Camilla brought her Mum. I know people of all ages from 18-60 pretty much are often seen there, but the last person you wanna see at that club is an old friend's Mum!!! Specially when I'm dressed like Lady Death in lingerie/stripper mode. Speaking of which, must make time to get some new outfits like that one. I'm thinking something purple this time. And Naughty as hell *mwahahahahahhaaa!* Anyhoo, its that time of the month, and I'm feeling silly and emotional. Always happens. I miss John so much, and I only came home from his house 4.5 hours or so ago lol.