Sometimes I Really Love to Dream
OH MY GOD!!! I had 2 amazing dreams last night. The first was with an incredibly handsome Daniel Craig in a charcoal business suit and the second was with the just as hot but very witty Robert Downey jr.
The first dream was with Daniel Craig. I was just some ordinary girl and he totally falls in love with me. It was sweet but nowhere near as sexy as I wanted it to be. I lived in this apartment building where it had this hallway of bathrooms and separate showers. The actual flats didn't have them. I went to complain to my landlord about something, maybe the vaguely creeping guy from down the way who kept coming on to me. Anyways, he turned out to be a little person which is strange since this also factors into my second dream. So I'm pissed and I go out to the roof for some fresh air but I accidently lock myself out. After a while I see Daniel Craig who's name in the dream is in fact Daniel Craig but he's not the actor he's just some business guy. He sees me on the roof even though I try to hide my stupidity and he helps me down because all of a sudden the roof is like 5 feet above the ground. I'm nervous and I don't really talk but he's nice and he says goodbye. I once again curse myself for at least not thanking him. But whatever. I sort of follow him into this summit thing and watch what he's doing which is kind of boring since it's like economics or something. Then I leave. Either later that night or the next day my friend, I'm naming her Angelina because she reminds me of the Harry Potter character...oh and a little like Martha Jones, convinces me to go out with her to a club or a party. So we get all dressed up to go out and as we're walking down this hill downtown we run smack into this line of girls going into a fancy club. Angelina is way more outgoing than I am and she drags me with her into the building with the pretty girls. And the bouncer doesn't do anything to stop us. When we get in we are each required to fan out and pick a table (they each had a couple of chairs around them). Angelina picks a good table and I tell her I'm going to find one way the hell out of the way so I wouldn't be seen. At this point I had a very good idea of what was about to happen. Either it was speed dating or something out of The Secret Diary of a Call Girl (though not necessarily sex, I think it was more of just the escort side of things). It turned out to be the latter once I saw the guys who were coming in. I recognized some from the business summit that was going on. I silently begged that I could just leave without completely embarassing myself. But the doors were blocked by mingling people so I continued my quest to find an out of the way table. In order to do this I had to come close to the door where the men were entering. I got caught up in some chairs and low and behold Mr. Daniel Craig walks through the door. I tried to backtrack but he saw me, smiled and started heading towards me. I then proceed to passionately argue that I wasn't one of these girls and that I found myself here by accident. He laughs and tells me that he believes me. We walk out on to the balcony and just stare out at the city in silence. It's nice. We make small talk in which I finally tell him my name. Then he asks if I wanted to get out of here since he hated attending these things. I said what the hell. Why not live a little. Angelina gives me a thumbs up as I leave and I'm glad I don't have to be worried for her since she looks like she's having a great time. I'm not entirely sure what happens next but we totally end up back at his hotel room and then comes the horrible fade to black and bam! it's morning. WHY?!!!! What's the purpose of dreaming about Daniel Craig if I can't enjoy it. But I did get the feeling that I was left very happy and well satisfied. And I loved how mysterious and kind he was.
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The second one was infintely more bizarre. It was completely influenced by pensive1 's post about Robert Downey Jr.'s storytelling abilities. So for some reason it starts in the Wizard of Oz and we are sitting in a wagon going towards the Emerald City and passing Dorothy who looks all hot and bothered. I think it's because she's trying to sing and the munchkins are drowning her out. He's trying to say something to me but I don't remember what it was. I think he was also wearing shawl. And then we're at a fair...not a carnival. Just some sort of exhibition. And most of the following were just images and not really a coherent storyline. There was young blond woman in a tight sparkly chearleaders outfit that was meant for junior realtors and she was pissed at having to wear it since it was so demeaning. One of my sisters roomates was there with a parrot who was pissing everyone off including Downey. I was listening to Downey tell stories while one girl was practically trying to dry hump the poor man. He was very gracious and returned a modicum of affection. But yeah the whole thing was very fangirly. I kept rolling my eyes. He was hot though.
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*LOL I just read my fortune cookie and it says "Your family is young, gifted and attractive." So basically I'm the Cullens