Giant Ass Tigh Picspam of DOOM!!!!!!!!!
Yes, by gods, I am not a liar. I bring you naughty, disturbing and frankly really ridiculous pics and stories from that lovable drunk Colonel Saul Tigh. Special thanks to
spinkkitty and
alissabobissa who without their crazyness and bitching this would never have happened. To add to the level of disturbed that this tigh!spam gives, please read this story before going on: Fundamentally Loathsome (warning: although extremely well written, this fic is all sorts of want to stab your eyes out. )
I also want to apologize in advance for making Kara look like a slut and for Dee bashing (she really isn't that bad).
ALSO BE WARNED: This thing is MASSIVE. I feel sorry for your computing power.
Ten Things You Didn't Know About Colonel Tigh
1.) His unrequited love for kara Thrace
One of the most well kept secrets on the Galactica was Saul and Kara's torrid (and horrid, I suppose) romance. It began way before the end of the worlds and even rivaled Lee and Kara in physical frakked-upness.
They often like to play cards, seeing if they could hide their love from others.
But it becomes too hard for Tigh to contain his man lust and no table is going to stop him
Kara is turned on by Tigh's animalistic ways and can barely be held back
Tigh claims Kara as his own and burns all ties to his former love
After the passion has been sated a bit, they go back to being secret frak buddies. Kara foreshadows the eye love.
But love is fickle and soon Kara turns her attention to a different piece of man meat.
Saul is sad...and maybe a little confused
He thought she liked cylons. She was into them before:
She even got a little bit of Gaius just in case his cylon heritage turned out to be true
They tried to patch things up
But it didn't go well
Kara didn't care either way.
2.) His unrequited love for Adama
Tigh and Adama have been friends for a very long time, way back to Bill's porn days
Tigh is naturally very protective of his main man
and will beat the shit out of anyone who comes between them
They frequently eye-frak, but their relationship remains on just the familiar side of professional
3.) His unrequited love for the DRADIS console
It must be stated before we continue that Tigh's love of the dradis console is not the same as Gaius' love for his lab table.
Poor Saul must also compete with everyone else's obvious love of the dradis.
But his dradis loves him best and twinkles little red lights at him. Though it's probably not as cool as the tardis.
Tigh had hooked up his apple istereo to the dradis system to listen to a little Bob Dylan or Jimi Hendrix...
But alas that bitch Dee had to remove it because it clashed with Galactica's metal bucket appeal.
*sad tigh face
4.) His not so unrequited love for alcohol
Alcohol has been tigh's longtime companion, his only true friend.
Adama tried to be a friend but mostly he just ignored the problem.
The wall was Tigh's only real support system
so he tried AA
but it didn't really work and that made him sad.
so he said "frak it" and he doesn't worry about it anymore.
5.) Tigh has tight thighs
Little known fact is that Tigh works out like a monkey and has amassed spectacularly tight thighs. But he is shy about them so instead of thigh!porn I bring you pec!porn.
Constantly jealous over all the attention to Tigh's tight thighs. Mrs. Tigh needs to get in on the action and flash her own tight thighs.
He envies the fact that her thighs are tighter and so he kills her. No pic because a small part of me still loves Ellen and respects her slutty ways.
6.) His love for kitten rearing
Under all that rough exterior and eyepatch lies a man with a heart of a stuffed animal. In his spare time he rears kittens.
He also apparently shops at Ikea.
7.) He regularly attends meetings of Old Guys Anonymous (OGA)
OGA is a support group for old guys who have been abused by fangirls. Billy was a member in training untill Dee decided to have him capped. Doc Cottle and The Stack are also members.
8.) He likes to color coordinate his eye patches.
Always a simple man by nature, Tigh has recently been breaking his pattern by sporting different eyepatches. Really he only has like 2 but he uses them well.
This is his New Caprica look. It also coordinates well with the Santa Clause/Seamen beard
When he's not fraking around with Starbuck and actually doing his job he likes to wear his flesh colored patch in order to accentuate the space pastiness of his skin.
He would ordinarily leave his eyepatch off (he's a man after all, not a sissy) but Kara then has a tendency to want to play with the socket.
9.) He haunts people's dreams
Tigh has also been known to haunt certain fangirl's dreams.
alissabobissa has been visited by him 4 times. We do not yet know if he is good or evil but Sam and Dean are investigating. Be warned all people who live in Canada.
10.) He Believes in the Scripture "All of This Has Happened Before and Will Happen Again."
In his previous lives he had a lesbian daughter who died of cancer.
He went by George while living on Earth and encountered a cop and his mountie partner who just shined with homosexual subtext.
He was also a bunch of other people who all seemed to reside in the northern part of a certain Earth continent. No word yet on whether or not they discovered his cylon nature.
THE END
and all you really ever wanted to know about Tigh.
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