Shag, Marry, Cliff Time
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
From astaria51
I was given Geoff Rickly, Juliette Lewis, and Shemar Moore
And now, with commentary and tons of fantabulous photos, I present you with my choices!
Meet Shemar Moore:
I have to cliff Shemar for a couple of reasons. First, I'm pretty sure that Shemar Moore is buff enough that being cliffed would not kill him. He would either bounce right off the bottom and keep walking, or catch on to a rock on the way down and climb back up:
Also, while I love Shemar Moore, I'm gay. Like, so fucking gay. Penises freak me out. Really. Like, run screaming. The only penis that hasn't freaked me out recently was Dr. Manhattan's, and his was blue and hilariously oversized and, well, CGed! I could not have sex with Shemar because he is boy. Sorry, but your gene's overruled your prettiness, Shemar:
Finally, Shemar played an FBI agent on CSI. One that catches criminals. Like, murderers. Perhaps even people who throw people off of cliffs. And Shemar and the cast work with real FBI agents to get details of the show right. So there's a decent chance that rather than Shemar getting cliffed, I'd just be arrested for attempted murder:
Now Meet Juliette Lewis:
I'd shag Juliette because she has a band, a really awesome female fronted punk band:
Plus, Juliette is super duper pretty:
And can pull off god-damned ridiculous outfits while still seeming cute and quirky:
She also grabs lady boob:
But she's freaking crazy. No. Really. Freaking crazy. And she's a scientologist. And she has to wear KNEEPADS on stage, because she is that CRAZY:
So I don't think I'd want a long term relationship with her. She's beautiful, and bendy, and totally badass, but I think it would be mentally and physically taxing. I think it could be quite literally dangerous. I think I would end up attending things that Tom Cruise is the speaker at, and fuck that shit:
Finally, Meet Geoff Rickly:
I'd marry Geoff because we could talk about things. See, his band, Thursday, is super political and talks about things like women's rights, gay rights, and pacifism. That makes me happy:
As many of you are already aware, Geoff is also hardcore as shit. I think that if we ever had babies, he would honestly know what I was feeling:
See? He understands fighting through pain for something he feels very strongly about. Awesome. Also, he is snuggly and adorable and wonderfully squishy and pretty. He is geeky as shit and kinda looks like that guy you SHOULD have dated in high school, but didn't, because he wasn't "cool", he was just your awkward best friend:
Why is he marriage material when Shermar gets cliffed? Because I totally believe that if I told Geoff that I loved him as a person but could not have sexual intercourse with him, he would respect that. We could make out, and then we could cuddle and talk about how much we love one another. Therefore, he wins.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
From astaria51
I was given Geoff Rickly, Juliette Lewis, and Shemar Moore
And now, with commentary and tons of fantabulous photos, I present you with my choices!
Meet Shemar Moore:
I have to cliff Shemar for a couple of reasons. First, I'm pretty sure that Shemar Moore is buff enough that being cliffed would not kill him. He would either bounce right off the bottom and keep walking, or catch on to a rock on the way down and climb back up:
Also, while I love Shemar Moore, I'm gay. Like, so fucking gay. Penises freak me out. Really. Like, run screaming. The only penis that hasn't freaked me out recently was Dr. Manhattan's, and his was blue and hilariously oversized and, well, CGed! I could not have sex with Shemar because he is boy. Sorry, but your gene's overruled your prettiness, Shemar:
Finally, Shemar played an FBI agent on CSI. One that catches criminals. Like, murderers. Perhaps even people who throw people off of cliffs. And Shemar and the cast work with real FBI agents to get details of the show right. So there's a decent chance that rather than Shemar getting cliffed, I'd just be arrested for attempted murder:
Now Meet Juliette Lewis:
I'd shag Juliette because she has a band, a really awesome female fronted punk band:
Plus, Juliette is super duper pretty:
And can pull off god-damned ridiculous outfits while still seeming cute and quirky:
She also grabs lady boob:
But she's freaking crazy. No. Really. Freaking crazy. And she's a scientologist. And she has to wear KNEEPADS on stage, because she is that CRAZY:
So I don't think I'd want a long term relationship with her. She's beautiful, and bendy, and totally badass, but I think it would be mentally and physically taxing. I think it could be quite literally dangerous. I think I would end up attending things that Tom Cruise is the speaker at, and fuck that shit:
Finally, Meet Geoff Rickly:
I'd marry Geoff because we could talk about things. See, his band, Thursday, is super political and talks about things like women's rights, gay rights, and pacifism. That makes me happy:
As many of you are already aware, Geoff is also hardcore as shit. I think that if we ever had babies, he would honestly know what I was feeling:
See? He understands fighting through pain for something he feels very strongly about. Awesome. Also, he is snuggly and adorable and wonderfully squishy and pretty. He is geeky as shit and kinda looks like that guy you SHOULD have dated in high school, but didn't, because he wasn't "cool", he was just your awkward best friend:
Why is he marriage material when Shermar gets cliffed? Because I totally believe that if I told Geoff that I loved him as a person but could not have sexual intercourse with him, he would respect that. We could make out, and then we could cuddle and talk about how much we love one another. Therefore, he wins.